First World Problems

[Disciple]

When I drive, often other people have the NERVE to be on the road at the same time as me.

And will they do the reasonable, polite thing and get the fuck out of my way?

Noooooooo ....!

[ramseycat]

Agreed Disiple! This morning this dude was going 40 in a 50mph zone. People were lined up behind him and trying to pass. People are on the way to work asshole!!! At least go the speed limit.

[sally]

sally, you are a sexy bitch.

You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.

You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.

[FAHQTOO]

sally, you are a sexy bitch.

You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.

You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.

[Ma Huang Sor]

sally, you are a sexy bitch.

You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.

You don't expect me to believe that, do ya? You're old, fat and abnormally short, if you weren't married you'd be happy to fuck Janet Reno.

I don't know...you bleed like a stuck pig when you aren't manufacturing chevre by the quart. Kind of hard to get a dick in edgewise, I'd say.

[OnBendedKnee]

Damn. ^^^

(Note to self: Don't get Ma Huang Sor riled up and on his A game.)

[IMaDick]

Sally will have to look up chevre.

and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.

I think Ma shot a little low of his target.

[sally]

Damn. ^^^

(Note to self: Don't get Ma Huang Sor riled up and on his A game.)

Yeah, that one stung.

[sally]

Sally will have to look up chevre.

and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.

I think Ma shot a little low of his target.

Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.

[IMaDick]

Sally will have to look up chevre.

and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.

I think Ma shot a little low of his target.

Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.

When did you cook your last goat?

Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?

[sally]

Sally will have to look up chevre.

and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.

I think Ma shot a little low of his target.

Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.

When did you cook your last goat?

Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?

Just because you live in an old nuclear testing village and eat goat doesn't mean anything. I doubt you ever make it past the village gas station to know that goat cheese actually has a name and is next to the aged cheddar and gouda.

[IMaDick]

Sally will have to look up chevre.

and she knows damn well that she can fit a dick in sideways, if the bar stool fit a sideways dick is no challenge at all.

I think Ma shot a little low of his target.

Lets be honest for once, you're really the one that had to google it. You wouldn't have been able to figure out it was goat cheese if a package of chevre fell out the sky and hit you on your bald head.

When did you cook your last goat?

Do you think I have a problem knowing about goat cheese living in and around the culture that I do?

Just because you live in an old nuclear testing village and eat goat doesn't mean anything. I doubt you ever make it past the village gas station to know that goat cheese actually has a name and is next to the aged cheddar and gouda.

You doubt? well who can argue with that?

[Duchess]

Is it too much to ask to trim a freakin' quote? Jeezus.

[IMaDick]

Is it too much to ask to trim a freakin' quote? Jeezus.

It's a single conversation, is it too much to ask that you don't get between Sally and me while we bond?

[Duchess]

Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.

[IMaDick]

Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.

and the post right above mine was how long?

[Lady Cop]

Yes, Paco, it is too much when you quote an 8 inch paragraph for one fucking sentence.

or a smiley. or to say thanks. i have taken to editing that shit, the overlong quotes.

[Duchess]

and the post right above mine was how long?

I've seen my godson & his siblings do this. You big baby.

Call whine, one, one.

[Cracker]

I bet they are both kissing sally's ass tomorrow. She's awesome.

[Duchess]

I bet they are both kissing sally's ass tomorrow. She's awesome.

Who are you referring to when you say both?