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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MOCK
Clang McFly Offline
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#61
06-20-2012, 07:03 PM
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#62
06-20-2012, 07:28 PM
Pot hello it's the god damned kettle.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#63
06-20-2012, 09:33 PM
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#64
06-20-2012, 10:21 PM
(06-20-2012, 05:57 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Whenever I sneeze I get an erection.

Weird.

Are your ladies attractive to that?
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#65
06-21-2012, 03:52 AM
Yeah mans he blows them away.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#66
06-21-2012, 09:00 AM
(06-20-2012, 10:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:24 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:17 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 07:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Waiting..... (btw, I am not a patient person Duchess....)

We know ... you don't really want to wait more than a few months for the wrong guy to date, marry, or give info to.

Again....same ole same ole. Anyone ever tell you that you are boring? Besides your wife in bed I mean.

I was just saying, it is totally believable that you don't have the mental discipline to think long-term and be patient. Just saying, I believed you, based upon what I know of your people skills.

Again....same ole same old. Really. Try something new MF. You don't come here often but when you do you go straight to the same old insults. You disappoint me.

OK, then I'll just say "your lack of patience is totally believable."
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#67
06-21-2012, 09:55 AM
HI MF!!! Stay cool today. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#68
06-21-2012, 10:18 AM
(06-20-2012, 10:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 05:57 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Whenever I sneeze I get an erection.

Weird.

Are your ladies attractive to that?

The problem is once it's up it won't go down. The viagra hotline is no good because Im not using it, so when I get an erection lasting 4 hours or longer, I'm not quite sure what to do.

Have to up my allergy meds I guess..
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#69
06-24-2012, 08:41 AM
(06-20-2012, 10:39 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:26 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 10:23 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Anyone want to start laying odds on the historical significance of today?

Maybe it's a new button on the site. Like, one that turns all posters into hot lesbians.

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some things never change!
like MF's wishful thinking.
one day when he's in the home for perverted old geezers Old he'll be saying the same thing to the old ladies.
they will reply "eh?" speak up sonny! 113

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I know, you're right. My immoral thoughts on hot lesbians go way back. If I told you the thoughts were involuntary, would I get a "pass?" Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#70
06-24-2012, 11:51 AM
you ALWAYS get a pass handsome!

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#71
06-30-2012, 12:21 PM
Awwww, thanks! I do take that as a compliment since I am sure there are many people that do NOT get any passes from you. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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