HEY! FUCK YOU!

[ramseycat]

You people are like a bunch of kids who's parents gave them a free pass on swearing. Say FUCK as many times as you can in the next five minutes.

Fuck you, fucking fuckfaced fucker.

Well fuck you too. Fucking Ma. Have a good fucking day ya big jerk.

[LuciferLynn]

I fucking love it when ma says fuckley.

[Clang McFly]

You people are like a bunch of kids who's parents gave them a free pass on swearing. Say FUCK as many times as you can in the next five minutes.

Fuck,fuck, fuckity fuck fuck.

[ramseycat]

I am going to Wally's and stocking up on bars of Dove. Gonna scrape it with your teeth if you heathens don't clean up your fucking mouths!

[Duchess]

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence ...He's a fuck up.

Thank you, Monty Python.

[Riotgear]

Reminds me of that Magnum ice cream commercial we have out west where young Rachel Bilson (sp?) stuffs her ice cream bar into her mouth like a big black cock.

Hat and glasses.

[IMaDick]

It's amazing how many different ways there are to get fucked or be fucked but only one way to actually fuck and mean it.

[Riotgear]

I think you're supposed to call it making love these days. We all know it's monkey man animal rutting but yeah, making love.

Make love you motherfuckers. Make hard, stinky, sweaty, dirty, nasty, borderline illegal love to you all.

[IMaDick]

I think you're supposed to call it making love these days. We all know it's monkey man animal rutting but yeah, making love.

+ 1 for the pussy contest.

If you're in the back seat of the car it's fucking.

If you're hiding it from your kids it's fucking.

If you have only known each other for a couple of hours it's fucking.

try to argue with that and you're fucked.

[Riotgear]

If it's a cock in a cunt it's fucking.

[username]

Ya' know when you hear your favorite song over and over and over again? This is like that.

I'm getting fucking sick of fuck!!

[Riotgear]

Fuck you.

Trowsers and socks.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Fuck this thread. It's completely irrevocably fucked.

[Clang McFly]

[LuciferLynn]

Fuck cee lo green.

[Duchess]

He's a chunky lil' fuck.

[Clang McFly]

Fuck cee lo green.

Not tonight, I have a headache.

[Riotgear]

He's a rap clown.

Dollar and pen.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Fuck cee lo green.

Not tonight, I have a fucking headache.

ftfy

[Clang McFly]

Fuck cee lo green.

Not tonight, I have a fucking headache.

ftfy

fuck that, fuck you.