Ramsey Appreciation Thread

[Duchess]

Potty mouth.

Only online

[Ma Huang Sor]

Well, this thread worked out exactly as I had hoped

[Donovan]

The beauty of not declaring your master plan in advance is that you can retroactively claim pretty much any result was a part of it.

[Ma Huang Sor]

That's why you're on ignore these days, asshat

[Donovan]

I'm all broken up about that. Was it the dwarf muscleguy picture, or the implosion of your attempted Clang troll, or the fact that I won't say neener to Gear? I always like to know where the sore spots are for future reference.

[sally]

@ Sally I object on the grounds that Donovan's relative dickheadedness is a pre-existing condition and therefore outside the statute of limitations herein. Further, since the legal question being raised is whether or not sally-ho was victimized at a tender age by being plied with free booze, the question of her character is the only relevant one.

Seems to me the question of character is irrelevant. Asked and answered.

Agreed. Quid Pro Quo would mean that we can stipulate that it be acknowledged that I am in fact a dickhead if it can also be admitted into evidence that sally is a boozehound tart with a dysfunctional history. However, since she has not yet clarified the discrepancy of her statements, to wit: 1) IF she received many, many free drinks for looking "Pleasant", and 2) IF she married right from high school, and 3)IF she has remained faithful for 20+years... Where did the occasion occur that she received all these free drinks, when did she find it necessary to rely on her pleasant looks to receive said drinks, WHO was the the provider or providers of said drinks, HOW old was she at the time of these drink exchanges, and WHAT did she offer in exchange for said drinks aside from a chance to gaze upon her pleasant looks?

These questions remain pertinent in the case at hand because Sally has in fact called me a liar, and I have submitted clear evidence that she is the one hiding the truth.


I believe I am justified in demanding answers or an immediate retraction of said statement, and let it also be noted that sally is a potty mouth which speaks further to her lower tier upbringing.

You might still have a wife had you invested this much time and concern for your own marriage. I can see why she left you, you're one jacked up nut and a liar to boot.

[Ma Huang Sor]

^ QFT. He documented the breakup as it occurred. Very messy.

[Donovan]

Neither of you has any idea what you're talking about, but I can see Ma Butt Sor has been telling tales out of school. Nice try, shorty, but that was half a decade ago. You should pretend to be someone who knows me again and accuse me of cheating. Meanwhile, Sally the poptart has yet to answer allegations of her made-up misadventures, involving the illicit use of alcohol and a potential underage sex and drinking scandal.

[Duchess]

I'm now firmly convinced that men have waaaay more drama than women.

[IMaDick]

I'm now firmly convinced that men have waaaay more drama than women.

I hope you were wearing lipstick and thigh highs when you posted this.

otherwise it's

+1 for the biggest dick contest.

[Donovan]

Nahhh, Ma is just bad-breaker-upper guy. He gets real defensive when he feels rejected.

[OnBendedKnee]

I'm now firmly convinced that men have waaaay more drama than women.

Excellent point, but please keep in mind that drama is generally themed around a woman.

[IMaDick]

I'm now firmly convinced that men have waaaay more drama than women.

Excellent point, but please keep in mind that drama is generally themed around a woman.

or an inflated/inflamed ball sack.

[OnBendedKnee]

I made a promise...

I just can't. . .

[Duchess]

I hope you were wearing lipstick and thigh highs when you posted this.

Lip gloss & girly boxers.

[HairOfTheDog]

Nahhh, Ma is just bad-breaker-upper guy. He gets real defensive when he feels rejected.

Ah, well as long as you're not chasing emotional man drama...

[Ma Huang Sor]

[Donovan]

I got enough of that in my little bro and his family. I gotta drive two hours to pick him up. If only I knew someone with a magic car that could make that distance in a half hour.

[HairOfTheDog]

I got enough of that in my little bro and his family. I gotta drive two hours to pick him up. If only I knew someone with a magic car that could make that distance in a half hour.

I hope it all works out okay. At least you get to spend some time with your brother. My youngest sister is all drama, all the time. She brings out every bit of love in my heart when she needs me, but gives me a massive headache at the same time. I think I know how you feel.

If this prototype was ready, I'd send you one and you could literally fly to his house.

[Riotgear]

I got enough of that in my little bro and his family. I gotta drive two hours to pick him up. If only I knew someone with a magic car that could make that distance in a half hour.

Just stop it.