The Donovan and Sally thread

[Donovan]

I learned where the G-spot is so I wouldn't have to buy drinks. Besides, I don't like to fuck drunks, they're lazy and sloppy and they all think they're rocking the house.

[Donovan]

I must be missing Donovan's point because from the small amount I've read, he just sounds like a cheap bastard who has either never offered to buy a woman a drink in a bar or a perv who assumes that a drink or two equals sex for all women.

Personally, I need at least 4 or 5 before I'm putting out.

Never needed alcohol. I know your weaknesses.

[username]

I'm not really in to drunk fucking either. It's been my experience with some men that...well, let's just say there are times when enough is enough...

WOULD YOU JUST CUM ALREADY!?!

[ramseycat]

I'm not really in to drunk fucking either. It's been my experience with some men that...well, let's just say there are times when enough is enough...

WOULD YOU JUST CUM ALREADY!?!

I used to think that with the ex.

[sally]

Ma lied, I don't do that stuff.

And why should I take your word over Ma's? You've already proven that you become outraged just at the site of a woman drinking a Bahama Mama, you're actually starting to remind me of Norman Bates.

[Donovan]

Ma lied, I don't do that stuff.

And why should I take your word over Ma's? You've already proven that you become outraged just at the site of a woman drinking a Bahama Mama, you're actually starting to remind me of Norman Bates.

Because a long time ago I may have made Ma think he got under my skin by talking shit about my ex-wife. As if. Took a long time for that little seed to pay off, but here it is all grown up and flowering and bearing fruit and shit.

By the way: did you just say "site of a woman?" seriously?

[Riotgear]

..who assumes that a drink or two equals sex for all women.

Then I want my money back.

[Riotgear]

Ma lied, I don't do that stuff.

And why should I take your word over Ma's? You've already proven that you become outraged just at the site of a woman drinking a Bahama Mama, you're actually starting to remind me of Norman Bates.

Because a long time ago I may have made Ma think he got under my skin by talking shit about my ex-wife. As if. Took a long time for that little seed to pay off, but here it is all grown up and flowering and bearing fruit and shit.

By the way: did you just say "site of a woman?" seriously?

It's a website built and maintained by a woman. HEY IT COULD HAPPEN.

[Donovan]

When I grew up Bahama Mama was a fat chick. I wonder if Sally's trying to tell us she really let herself go...

[Riotgear]

Which reminds me - Is cakefarts still up?

[sally]

By the way: did you just say "site of a woman?" seriously?

Why yes I did, Donovan. But if you think this takes the focus off your domestic abuse then you're sadly mistaken. You might want to shoot Ma a PM about this.

[Donovan]

Nahh, I don't play silly PM games with trolls. I got something to say, he'll know it. You can keep on, though. Knock yourself out.

You do know all that alcohol is probably what's made you so fat, right?

[Riotgear]

Check please.

[sally]

You do know all that alcohol is probably what's made you so fat, right?

Now you're just grasping for straws, wifebeater.

[OnBendedKnee]

^
Better than gasping through a straw in my book.

[Donovan]

I bet some days she doesn't even get dressed. There's nothing quite as sad as a woman who has given up any attempt to escape the drudgery her life has become. All those missed opportunities...all those crushed and forgotten dreams...no wonder she turned to booze to get her through the day. The sound of a soul slowly dying is a terrible mournful sigh. You have my pity, Sally. Drink up.

[sally]

I bet some days she doesn't even get dressed. There's nothing quite as sad as a woman who has given up any attempt to escape the drudgery her life has become. All those missed opportunities...all those crushed and forgotten dreams...no wonder she turned to booze to get her through the day. The sound of a soul slowly dying is a terrible mournful sigh. You have my pity, Sally. Drink up.

I don't know what happened in your life to make you hate women so much, but I do see a similarity to Norman Bates.

Norman Bates girlfriend

Donovan's ex wife

See what I mean?

[Donovan]

I bet whoever that lady really is, she wouldn't try to use some unflattering picture of a developmentally disabled woman she didn't even know to try and win an argument with a jackass on the internet. I suspect she wouldn't be so meanspirited, and guess what?

That makes this:

a better, more attractive person than you. I'd rather know her.

[Cracker]

He pulled the Tard Card.

I bet some days she doesn't even get dressed.

I'm not dressed usually. I take my pants off as soon as I get home. I walk around in my underwear and a tank. Because I live here. Are you pretending you don't walk around the house in your underwear?

[OnBendedKnee]