The Donovan and Sally thread

[Cracker]

You would be a good game show host, OBK.

[OnBendedKnee]

Thank you.
Doing so is on my bucket list.

[username]

I bet whoever that lady really is, she wouldn't try to use some unflattering picture of a developmentally disabled woman she didn't even know to try and win an argument with a jackass on the internet. I suspect she wouldn't be so meanspirited, and guess what?

That makes this:

a better, more attractive person than you. I'd rather know her.

Umm, you just referred to yourself as a jackass on the Internet. j/s.

[Riotgear]

I think I've jut figured out the problem - Sally doesn't have a sense of humor. Not in a functional sense anyway.

No fixing that.

[OnBendedKnee]

I think I've jut figured out the problem - Sally doesn't have a sense of humor. Not in a functional sense anyway.

No fixing that.

Sure there is.
Just let her see your penis.

[Riotgear]

Then I'll have another Aussie on my hands. I'm sure if I'm the man for that particular job.

[Donovan]

I bet whoever that lady really is, she wouldn't try to use some unflattering picture of a developmentally disabled woman she didn't even know to try and win an argument with a jackass on the internet. I suspect she wouldn't be so meanspirited, and guess what?

That makes this:

a better, more attractive person than you. I'd rather know her.

Umm, you just referred to yourself as a jackass on the Internet. j/s.

I prefer not to labor under self deception.

[sally]

I bet whoever that lady really is, she wouldn't try to use some unflattering picture of a developmentally disabled woman she didn't even know to try and win an argument with a jackass on the internet.

I won the argument long before that picture was posted. I'm the one who has been happily married for 20 years and you're the one who went through a messy divorce due to infidelity and domestic abuse. My moral character is not the one in question here, fruitcake.

[Maggot]

Fruitcake gets a bad rep wherever it goes. I kinda like it.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Ma lied, I don't do that stuff.

And why should I take your word over Ma's? You've already proven that you become outraged just at the site of a woman drinking a Bahama Mama, you're actually starting to remind me of Norman Bates.

Because a long time ago I may have made Ma think he got under my skin by talking shit about my ex-wife. As if. Took a long time for that little seed to pay off, but here it is all grown up and flowering and bearing fruit and shit.

By the way: did you just say "site of a woman?" seriously?

Did you really just tap out?

Why yes, yes you did. How funny that Sally accurately pegged you as a liar.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I won the argument long before that picture was posted. I'm the one who has been happily married for 20 years and you're the one who went through a messy divorce due to infidelity and domestic abuse. My moral character is not the one in question here, fruitcake.

QFT. Nice going sally.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I bet whoever that lady really is, she wouldn't try to use some unflattering picture of a developmentally disabled woman she didn't even know to try and win an argument with a jackass on the internet. I suspect she wouldn't be so meanspirited, and guess what?

That makes this:

a better, more attractive person than you. I'd rather know her.

Umm, you just referred to yourself as a jackass on the Internet. j/s.

[Donovan]

All we've established here is that your concept of truth is tenuous and fleeting. So far in this discussion I've proven you lied about collecting multitudes of free drinks from unsuspecting suitors by lying to them about the promise of sexual favors; that you either lied about your activities as a young adult in order to make yourself appear "cool" OR you lied to your husband about what you do while he's at work. You were also misrepresenting yourself as a party girl with the stoner kids despite absolutely hating pot. You and and I have essentially proven my original assessment of you: that you are a fraud and a poser. I did this using only your own posts and asking questions you could not answer. Your only response has been to tell even more lies about, spousal abuse and divorces fed to you from Ma.

You're not much of a catch are you? I wonder if he cheats on you yet.

[Donovan]

Hey Ma: the sycophant role suits you. You really think I ever trusted you enough to give you real ammunition? Get real dude, you're the Barney Fife of the internet. "Wifebeater" lol. TBH,I thought you'd get pissed and try to feed that to someone way before now, but I knew it would happen eventually. You DO know these guys will be laughing at you like TK did in a matter of days, right?

[Ma Huang Sor]

[Ma Huang Sor]

Hey Ma: the sycophant role suits you. You really think I ever trusted you enough to give you real ammunition? Get real dude, you're the Barney Fife of the internet. "Wifebeater" lol. TBH,I thought you'd get pissed and try to feed that to someone way before now, but I knew it would happen eventually. You DO know these guys will be laughing at you like TK did in a matter of days, right?

You mean the way everyone is laughing at you now?

You're not really a very good liar Dono. Especially when trying to save what little face you have left.

[HairOfTheDog]

Fruitcake gets a bad rep wherever it goes. I kinda like it.

Best when it's not overly nutty and before it gets stale.

[sally]

Hey Ma: the sycophant role suits you. You really think I ever trusted you enough to give you real ammunition? Get real dude, you're the Barney Fife of the internet. "Wifebeater" lol. TBH,I thought you'd get pissed and try to feed that to someone way before now, but I knew it would happen eventually. You DO know these guys will be laughing at you like TK did in a matter of days, right?

I didn't get any information from Ma, you paranoid schizo. What do you think, he's sending me secret pm's about it . I know about your messy divorce from information you offered up yourself here. It's not Ma's fault that you just happened to tell him the same story, thanks to your own big mouth the whole fucking internet probally knows you're a wifebeater. And now a liar too.

[Donovan]

Trollsezwhat?

[JsMom]

wifebeater?