The Donovan and Sally thread

[OnBendedKnee]

I don't like fruitcake. j/s

Yah, that's some nasty stuff right there.

Deep fried and then dipped in chocolate, tasty.

I have yet to try it deep fried with chocolate.

How about dipped in Velveeta instead of chocolate?
That might work for you.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Gross.

[Ma Huang Sor]

People rarely like to eat themselves...j/s

Only Ma would know, Rams.

Being double jointed is useful sometimes.

[JsMom]

I don't like fruitcake. j/s

Yah, that's some nasty stuff right there.

Deep fried and then dipped in chocolate, tasty.

I have yet to try it deep fried with chocolate.

How about dipped in Velveeta instead of chocolate?
That might work for you.

Ummmmm...No I'm not into velveeta. That's your type of thing. Just Sayin'

[sally]

Sally's only adventure between loads of laundry is to go online and fool with strange men she thinks might be a little dangerous, but dangerous in that safe poser-friendly way. It makes her woman-parts throb harder during that every-morning session with the handheld shower massage.

At least I do the laundry, Donovan. The reason your ex wife never did it is because she was constantly laid up with two black eyes and a fractured rib.

And what exactly do you do that's so adventurous other than go to Asian massage parlors and bond your retarded brother out of jail?

[Ma Huang Sor]

She only had two black eyes when he had to repeat himself.

[Cracker]

I think I might be mellowing. I don't like the wife beating stuff or picking on a real-life person with disabilities (nobody asks to be like that, cruel twist of fate) but I did enjoy watching the two retards run through this thread freely.

[IMaDick]

I think I might be mellowing. I don't like the wife beating stuff or picking on a real-life person with disabilities (nobody asks to be like that, cruel twist of fate) but I did enjoy watching the two retards run through this thread freely.

And then you posted because no one mentioned your name in a few posts.

This might be completely irrelevant but I made it that way on purpose.

[Ma Huang Sor]

[Donovan]

While I like a woman on top occasionally Hurdy Gurdy Man, I'm thinking a knee in my face isn't exactly the height of eros.

Who are you kidding, Fauntleroy, EVERYONE'S knee is face level for you. If that hole in your head was bigger you'd be an umbrella stand.

[sally]

I think I might be mellowing. I don't like the wife beating stuff or picking on a real-life person with disabilities (nobody asks to be like that, cruel twist of fate) but I did enjoy watching the two retards run through this thread freely.

I didn't realize his brother was actually mentally retarded. I just called him retarded because Donovan said he always has to bail him out of trouble.

[Cracker]

And then you posted because no one mentioned your name in a few posts.

This might be completely irrelevant but I made it that way on purpose.

You are the reason I post. I get anxious and lose my sense of reality when I don't have you for guidance. Thank you for taking me under your wing. I am lost without you.

[IMaDick]

And then you posted because no one mentioned your name in a few posts.

This might be completely irrelevant but I made it that way on purpose.

You are the reason I post. I get anxious and lose my sense of reality when I don't have you for guidance. Thank you for taking me under your wing. I am lost without you.

You probably thought I hadn't already read the Ramsey post.

In this case though sarcasm was reality, you do know that truth has a way of showing itself even in your life as an M&M?

[Riotgear]

Sally has it all wrong - I'M THE ONE WHO BEATS MY WIFE!

Jesus fucking christ, how many times do I have to say it. Fucking women need to listen.

[Cracker]

I didn't realize his brother was actually mentally retarded. I just called him retarded because Donovan said he always has to bail him out of trouble.

I guess I haven't been reading much lately, but I missed the wife beating and disabled brother thing.

There is something very wrong with a man who would hit a woman. It is super fucked up behavior. I hit back and I hope she did, too.

If he does have a disabled brother, I'm not going to touch that. I only poke self-afflicted tards with a stick.

You probably thought I hadn't already read the Ramsey post.

In this case though sarcasm was reality, you do know that truth has a way of showing itself even in your life as an M&M?

It is my common theme for the day. "The Reason."

I read this stuff here and I try to figure out why we do this shit. Don't you ever wonder why adults do this? I do sometimes.

[Riotgear]

I'll touch 'retard brother'. Who has a retard brother? Come here so I can...Mock...you.

[IMaDick]

It is my common theme for the day. "The Reason."

I read this stuff here and I try to figure out why we do this shit. Don't you ever wonder why adults do this? I do sometimes.

I only wonder why some adults do this stuff.

[Riotgear]

@Cracker - Ego minus consequences equals forum.

[Cracker]

@Cracker - Ego minus consequences equals forum.

Haha. Maybe.

Explain the tards, then. Do they REALLY not know?

And explain posters like Queenie, she's very self-effacing and rarely mean.

[Riotgear]

Obviously my calculation is sliding scale. There's good folks sure, but we're all here to feed our ego. But it's sounds like I'm saying that like it's a bad thing. I'm not. I'm just saying that's why. Some people have a healthy relationship with their various drives and puposes. Not me, but some do. Or at least that's what I heard.