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The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread
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#41
07-07-2012, 02:01 AM
What's wrong with a plain slut?
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#42
07-07-2012, 07:45 AM
(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.
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#43
07-07-2012, 11:49 AM
^
And still expect to get paid.
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#44
07-07-2012, 11:54 AM
(07-07-2012, 11:49 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
And still expect to get paid.

I see you finally made a post without my name in it.

Congratulations,it's a start.
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07-07-2012, 11:55 AM
No, but the topic is all you.
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#46
07-07-2012, 11:59 AM
(07-07-2012, 11:55 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, but the topic is all you.

it's always me, IMA Legend.
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#47
07-07-2012, 12:55 PM
Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead
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#48
07-07-2012, 12:57 PM
(07-07-2012, 12:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead

I love it when you bring this one ^^^^ out.

Alright, Dick, the gang's all here.
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#49
07-07-2012, 12:59 PM
(07-07-2012, 11:55 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, but the topic is all you.

You're learning, finally. Smiley_emoticons_wink Dick seems to have disappeared. The only time that happens to me is when the temp drops below zero.
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#50
07-07-2012, 01:02 PM
(07-07-2012, 07:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.

hah

Good one.
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#51
07-07-2012, 01:05 PM
(07-07-2012, 07:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 02:01 AM)Riotgear Wrote: What's wrong with a plain slut?

They just lay there.

If she's hot enough who cares? That Ferrari ain't gonna drive itself.
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#52
07-07-2012, 01:08 PM
^
But without fuel in the tank and a responsive turn of the key, you won't be able to drive it either.
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#53
07-07-2012, 01:12 PM
Are you trying to crash my metaphor?
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#54
07-07-2012, 01:13 PM
Put her on the stick shift.

That always helps.
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07-07-2012, 01:14 PM
(07-07-2012, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 12:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Kids gather 'round. Ima's going to tell us the Legend of IMaDick.

OK Ima - Go ahead

I love it when you bring this one ^^^^ out.

Alright, Dick, the gang's all here.

exactly.
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07-07-2012, 01:14 PM
(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?
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#57
07-07-2012, 01:17 PM
(07-07-2012, 01:14 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?

He told me I can speak for him.

He said he's:

A) Exasperated that Dick leaves everytime he's about to tell the tale of 'The Legend of IMaDick'.

B) He's bored with the Gear, Ma & Donovan merry-go-round.

C) Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear. He loved her hooter pics!
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07-07-2012, 01:22 PM
(07-07-2012, 01:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear.


You haven't been in Mock long enough to know how many chances she's had to fuck up.
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#59
07-07-2012, 01:24 PM
For a woman who wasn't particularly good looking, she sure didn't have any problems snapping pics of her body.

hahhah
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07-07-2012, 01:26 PM
(07-07-2012, 01:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:14 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-07-2012, 01:12 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you trying to crash my metaphor?

Speaking of, where is Crash these days?

He told me I can speak for him.

He said he's:

A) Exasperated that Dick leaves everytime he's about to tell the tale of 'The Legend of IMaDick'.

B) He's bored with the Gear, Ma & Donovan merry-go-round.

C) Extremely disappointed that Smegma wasn't granted a second chance to come back to the forum like Gear. He loved her hooter pics!

In response:

A) Anyone can quickly tap-tap-tap-imbellish-tap-tap-lie-tap-tap-fib-tap-tap-tap their story, but to do so creatively takes time.

B) I thought it as more of a Magic Hatter Tea Cup ride, but your analogy works.
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C) Don't know the player involved everyone deserves a second (or third, or fourth, or fifth- depending on the photos and what they looked like) chance.
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