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#41
07-13-2012, 06:53 PM
(07-13-2012, 05:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm drinking my Iced Tea so I can't mess with you right now.

Wouldn't want to get a warning.

Pfft. I'd sooner warn you for NOT messing with me. Have at it, fattie.






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07-13-2012, 07:12 PM
hah Is that all you got? Toothpick
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07-13-2012, 07:49 PM
Go fetch me a beer bitches.
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07-13-2012, 07:49 PM
.........errrr please?
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#45
07-13-2012, 07:57 PM
(07-13-2012, 07:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: .........errrr please?

Aww, that was sweet. I don't know what you like so I grabbed one out of our refrigerator. Smiley_emoticons_slash

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07-13-2012, 07:57 PM
Since you said, "please":

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Even though I think you only said it to get some stupid bitch to fetch for you. Wait...

EDIT/ADD: Oops, user got you one too. You're good. She's not a stupid bitch most of the time. I was referring to me...hah
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#47
07-13-2012, 08:10 PM
I'm a sucker for a well-placed please. I was going to say something about beer bottles and orifices and then I saw that cute itty bitty please and I was a goner.
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07-13-2012, 08:12 PM
(07-13-2012, 08:10 PM)username Wrote: I'm a sucker for a well-placed please. I was going to say something about beer bottles and orifices and then I saw that cute itty bitty please and I was a goner.

Plus, it's Maggot. How you gonna say, "no" to Maggot?
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07-13-2012, 08:39 PM
(07-13-2012, 08:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-13-2012, 08:10 PM)username Wrote: I'm a sucker for a well-placed please. I was going to say something about beer bottles and orifices and then I saw that cute itty bitty please and I was a goner.

Plus, it's Maggot. How you gonna say, "no" to Maggot?

True. MS could say please all he wants and I'm still not sending him boob shots.














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07-13-2012, 09:07 PM
I'm a leg guy, long legs and an inch of ass and I'm doing trembling backflips. hah
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09-21-2012, 03:14 PM
The last couple of work days have been pretty slow, but tomorrow is gonna be busy with reports and accounting in the office while there's no one else there. On Sunday, I'm finally taking a bunch of junk that's been in the back of my truck for over a week to the dump. Kinda blah stuff, but looking forward to getting it done.

Anything more fun/exciting on your agenda?
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09-21-2012, 03:18 PM
Putting up an electric fence. Shocking, eh?
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09-21-2012, 03:31 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Putting up an electric fence. Shocking, eh?

Smiley_emoticons_smile I hope it's not shocking. Be careful. Who are you trying to keep out (or in, if you don't mind sharing)?
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09-21-2012, 03:48 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 03:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Putting up an electric fence. Shocking, eh?

I hope it's not shocking.

I hope he gets fried like a squid into a crispy little calamari.
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09-21-2012, 03:52 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_smile I hope it's not shocking. Be careful. Who are you trying to keep out (or in, if you don't mind sharing)?

Just this girl who keeps trying to get out of my basement... err... I mean I'm trying to keep geese off my lawn. Nothing else has worked, so I am hoping to shock the little bastards into submission.

(09-21-2012, 03:48 PM)username Wrote: I hope he gets fried like a squid into a crispy little calamari.

Not nice User. But if it does happen, I hope there is a little bowl of marinara for dipping.
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09-21-2012, 03:53 PM


Jim, did you buy a cow?
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09-21-2012, 03:57 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Jim, did you buy a cow?

Why would I do that? I can get the milk for free...

Thank you, thank you... I'm here all week. Tip your waiters.
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#58
09-21-2012, 03:58 PM
Speaking of Calamari, I found this little gem which shall be called squism:


Woman Bites Into Calamari, Gets Mouthful of Squid Sperm
Neetzan Zimmerman

A South Korean woman was enjoying a plate of calamari when she suddenly felt a painful "pricking, foreign-body sensation" in her mouth. It was later revealed that twelve squid spermatophores had embedded themselves in her "tongue, cheek, and gums."

Squid A Day at Science 2.0 describes spermatophores as "cups of semen" that come complete with their own "ejaculatory apparatus" capable of releasing the speam with great force.

According to the Journal of Parasitology, the 63-year-old was consuming parboiled squid, which, unlike its American cousin, does not have its internal organs removed, leaving consumers vulnerable to sperm explosions.

Luckily, doctors were able to extract the spermatophores safely, so no need to fire up the Prometheus surgery machine just yet.
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09-21-2012, 03:59 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:57 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Jim, did you buy a cow?

Why would I do that? I can get the milk for free...

Thank you, thank you... I'm here all week. Tip your waiters.

Hahahaha!
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09-21-2012, 04:00 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Jim, did you buy a cow?

I remember being out at the farm a few years back, and the ONLY thing standing between a 1,000LB bull and me, was this thin little piece of wire.

Thank God he knew what'd happen if he touched that thing.

He looked so pissed, pawing the ground.... I thought he was coming!
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