SSHHHH Hey Duchess

[OnBendedKnee]

Would tapping my toe to "afternoon delight" be considered dancing?

Is that all you're tapping?

[Cracker]

It stands to reason you would connect with your dog.

Do me a favor please - go away. You and I really have nothing to talk about. You don't bring anything of value to any thread I start. Put me back on ignore. Or don't. However, I believe I am done interacting with you. You have bad energy.

ETA: You should make a visit to Northpoint on Sunday. It's a lovely church and very contemporary in their presentation. I think you might just enjoy it and possibly learn something. You lack joy.

So Jesus will give me the power to bring a positive spark to this thought-provoking thread?

You may want to be careful wishing your life away. You are sneaking up on 50. You should savor each day.

[Maggot]

Would tapping my toe to "afternoon delight" be considered dancing?

Is that all you're tapping?

The other foot started going at it also. If Eric Claptons "lovely tonight " starts playing it may become soft porn. I will contact people on a need to know basis.

[ramseycat]

It stands to reason you would connect with your dog.

Do me a favor please - go away. You and I really have nothing to talk about. You don't bring anything of value to any thread I start. Put me back on ignore. Or don't. However, I believe I am done interacting with you. You have bad energy.

ETA: You should make a visit to Northpoint on Sunday. It's a lovely church and very contemporary in their presentation. I think you might just enjoy it and possibly learn something. You lack joy.

So Jesus will give me the power to bring a positive spark to this thought-provoking thread?

You may want to be careful wishing your life away. You are sneaking up on 50. You should savor each day.

Hey you stole my outfit!! Just a bit of advice - it doesn't look good on you in the pic.

And sneaking up on 50? You are so funny sometimes considering you are right behind me. And FYI, you can't control your age. But you can control your attitude.

[HairOfTheDog]

Would tapping my toe to "afternoon delight" be considered dancing?

Is that all you're tapping?

The other foot started going at it also. If Eric Claptons "lovely tonight " starts playing it may become soft porn. I will contact people on a need to know basis.

When you finish with the porn, let me know if you wanna do the Hokey Pokey; more fun with a partner.

[ramseycat]

^^The Hockey Pokey!!! I'm sure Duchess will join us!

[HairOfTheDog]

^^The Hockey Pokey!!! I'm sure Duchess will join us!

I can't iceskate, but the more the merrier.

I know all of the moves by heart...

[Maggot]

I never hokey poked on my skates I was busy chasing that black thing around the ice. Its been a couple years since I skated.

[Eat Shit And Die]

was pretty good at ice skating, took to it like a duck to water.

[ramseycat]

Shit!!! Typo! Oh well, HOTD can invent a new dance.

[Donovan]

I never hokey poked on my skates I was busy chasing that black thing around the ice. Its been a couple years since I skated.

I could be wrong but I don't think your girlfriend enjoys being called "that black thing" very much. Might wanna go with "honey"...

[HairOfTheDog]

Shit!!! Typo! Oh well, HOTD can invent a new dance.

Those that can iceskate can do the The Hockey Puckey.

The rest of us are stuck with the old Hokey Pokey.

As long as you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.

[Duchess]

[OnBendedKnee]

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
-- by "William Shakespeare"

[Maggot]

Well then...........

[ramseycat]

[Duchess]

Heh

My plan for today is to work a little & play a lot.