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(07-28-2012, 06:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:46 PM)ESAD Wrote: I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
In reality, Clang probably wouldn't be much interested anyway - just my opinion. I like him better than you do (who doesn't?). But, ain't no way in hell that Big Man Clang would be able to shimmy himself into her size 0 undergarments when she goes to shower.
I think sally needs to find another match. JMO...
You seem to be obsessed with Ms. Hunt's well being so how about this one?
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Choco.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(07-28-2012, 08:10 PM)sally Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-28-2012, 06:46 PM)ESAD Wrote: I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
In reality, Clang probably wouldn't be much interested anyway - just my opinion. I like him better than you do (who doesn't?). But, ain't no way in hell that Big Man Clang would be able to shimmy himself into her size 0 undergarments when she goes to shower.
I think sally needs to find another match. JMO...
You seem to be obsessed with Ms. Hunt's well being so how about this one?
Works for me. I'm kinda buzzed though, so I don't get it, I admit. 
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I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
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(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
We're on the same page, Big Sal. A good slap goes a long way.
(I still don't exactly what we're talkin' about, but I'm okay with that.)
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Alright, I just re-read the last couple of pages of this thread.
I may well have been over-protective of Ms. Hunt because I admire her. It wasn't a slam against Big Man Clang, with whom I have no issues.
So, what we've got going on is 67 year old thespian lesbian, Linda Hunt, de-virganizing 39 year old cross-dressing Big Man Clang, and then slapping his ass into shape. It makes perfect sense to me.
FWIW, I support the current plan and continue to wish Clang very happy trails!
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(07-28-2012, 10:19 PM)ESAD Wrote: ![[Image: 22159-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Yellow-E...n-Barf.jpg]](http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/22159-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Yellow-Emoticon-Face-Puking-Up-Green-Barf.jpg)
For real, but I'm totally laughing at this thread... 
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This thread title held so much promise...
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(07-29-2012, 09:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: This thread title held so much promise...
Well boo fucking hoo, Jimbone. We're trying to find Clang a woman, if you want sex go to BangBoat.Com.
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What did you do with "Bizarro McCartney?, You killed him!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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There...........that'll learn ya! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-29-2012, 10:25 PM)sally Wrote: Well boo fucking hoo, Jimbone. We're trying to find Clang a woman, if you want sex go to BangBoat.Com.
Good luck with that.
And why did you pick bangboat.com? why not bangbus.com or bangrickshaw.com?
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(07-29-2012, 10:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: What did you do with "Bizarro McCartney?, You killed him!
Fine, I'll put him back up. Jesus.
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(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please! 
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(07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
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(08-13-2012, 02:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: (07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
Don't worry about having a catfight with User over who's the biggest whore, that title was already given to me my Donovan. I sell my body for mojitos, you can't top that shit.
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(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please!
I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.
BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.
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(08-13-2012, 02:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: (07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.
Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
Who is the slut here? Bitch. Get off.
Yeah. Those were the days.
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(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.
Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).
Next match, please!
I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.
BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.
I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.
I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that! )
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