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swear!
The guy had been to a third world country ...in the jungle...
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It was a jerremy wade show.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(07-31-2012, 06:02 PM)pspence Wrote: Of course they look fine... just mocking silly goose...
Thanks pspence. I've been waiting for someone who gets it to explain the concept of mocking to me.
A few beers at the lake always sounds good to me too.
P.s. Hope you're having a better day today than yesterday...
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I live to serve
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Are you an African?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(07-31-2012, 06:42 PM)pspence Wrote: I live to serve
This could be a dream come true.
Have I ever told you my position on slavery?
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(07-31-2012, 06:42 PM)pspence Wrote: I get dibs at the floating table where you sitting Hair...I'll be your own personal body guard and i promise i won't allow any fish to swim up your vajayjay
I'm really good at guarding my own body; you can just focus on keeping beer on-hand and making everyone laugh.
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(07-31-2012, 11:05 AM)krystalshores Wrote: My boat has a potty. I CAN NOT pee in the lake. It's something mental. I've tried many times. Once, I had to pee so bad when we were on a friend of mines boat that didn't have a rest room. I had my ass in the water with tears in my eyes and I just couldn't do it. I had to swim to land and pee on the ground. They all laughed at me.
I can pee in the lake but I can't pee on the ground...
We used to cruise the back roads getting drunk in high school. They would have to drive me into town so I could pee at McDonalds.
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(07-31-2012, 02:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-30-2012, 07:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That is so cool that you all bring your tables & umbrellas into the lake! Hahaha! One big party. It's remarkable that you only got shitfaced & slept on the floor ONCE!
I've read this whole thread and I'd still hang out around one of those tables, in that lake, with those party people, without qualm.
They look good to me; like they just wanna blast music, get buzzed, and let their hair down. I could take a shower when I got home (if I was still standing and cared enough).
Sigh; I'm overdue for a weekend intertubing trip. Been about 3 years...
You're welcome to join me anytime HotD. Pspence too, but only if she smokes a lil weed with us first.
Last weekend I went tubing. First time ever.
The last time I water-skied was twenty five years ago, Haven't done anything like that since then until last Saturday. Ima kill the bitch that talked me into going tubing...my back is messed up baaaadddd. I should probably blame myself since I was pretty lit when I decided to do it.
It was a blast, but I'm paying the price for it still.
My b/f said I looked like a rag-doll flopping up and down on the tube... .. fortunately for me, no one got a video of it.
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(07-31-2012, 08:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You're welcome to join me anytime HotD. Pspence too, but only if she smokes a lil weed with us first.
Last weekend I went tubing. First time ever.
The last time I water-skied was twenty five years ago, Haven't done anything like that since then until last Saturday. Ima kill the bitch that talked me into going tubing...my back is messed up baaaadddd. I should probably blame myself since I was pretty lit when I decided to do it.
It was a blast, but I'm paying the price for it still.
My b/f said I looked like a rag-doll flopping up and down on the tube..... fortunately for me, no one got a video of it.
I'd love it; sounds like a fun group. Betchya we could get pspsence to take one toke over the line.
I used to go to the river with my sister, her kids, and the guys from our dart league a lot in the summers when I still lived in Southern California. We'd just float along in our innertubes - no pulls, just drifting with our beers and tossing a frisbee between us... Big party in the water.
I've got an embarrassingly large collection of Lucky Lager beer caps; the ones with the word riddles inside. It was cheap and light; best beer for hanging out in the sun and drinking all day. I made the mistake of taking a bottle of Maker's on the tube one time when we went without the kids. Only made that mistake once and I'm really glad there's no video or photos (I hope) of that "incident".
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I'm in....hey,.I think that's Dick. The dude in the straw hat on the left leaning up against the boat...damn he must be stalking FQ2...the guy in the middle front is checking out that chicks boobs while she's telling a great story.
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(07-31-2012, 08:54 PM)pspence Wrote: I'm in....hey,.I think that's Dick. The dude in the straw hat on the left leaning up against the boat...damn he must be stalking FQ2...the guy in the middle front is checking out that chicks boobs while she's telling a great story.
I don't recognize the guy in the straw hat.
The other guy is one of my dads best friends that I haven't seen since my dads funeral 19 years ago. I found him on my b/f's FB friends list. Imagine my suprise to find out he hangs at the sandbar every weekend, and lives right around the corner from my b/f.
The chick he is checking out is my sister, and I'm sure he's checking out her fake boobs...he's always been a perv..haha.
He probably has a chubby...ICK!!
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