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[username]

[quote='Donovan' pid='274699' dateline='1343970759']

...is what any man unlucky enough to get near your nasty vagina would say.

How the fuck does a supposed virgin judge a vagina?

Just STFU Clang. You mostly repulse me; wipe any thoughts of my bits right out of your mind, you dirty, fat, creep.

Jesus.

Fuck it. Not fixing the quote.

[Riotgear]

Which reminds me, where do the virgins come from? Are they human? Do they have parents here on earth? Does Allah create them in heaven to be rewards for martyrs? If so, what about free will for the virgin? Doesn't she have a say? How do they learn to please a man? Does the martyr have to teach them? And after you fuck them are they magically still virgins? How old are they? Do they get old? Can they get pregnant? If so, does the community take care of the kids or does each recently deflowered woman do the mothering at the compound or great house or whatever it is?

That durn Islam shure is confoosin'

[sally]

. Gay Muslims For Christ

Some promise heaven to you
Give you something you can die for
Trust in God and he'll be true
Seems he needs you for his war

There's no virgins in the palace of the Lord,
a child-killing God would not deserve to fuck a whore
They say their jihad is holy
but it makes sense to them only
So we pay for their faith everyday with our lives.

Gay Muslims for Christ,
it's that absurd to me,
it's like a twisted kind of christinsanianity
they kill for Allah, live to die by the sword?
What a fucked up way to praise your Goddamned Lord.

I could move the earth for you
Give you something you can die for
trust Allah and he'll be true
Seems he needs to for his war

There's no virgins in the palace of the Lord,
a child-killing God would not deserve to fuck a whore
They say their jihad is holy
but it makes sense to them only
So we pay for their faith everyday with our lives.

Gay Muslims for Christ,
it's that absurd to me,
it's like a twisted kind of christinsanianity
they kill for Allah, live to die by the sword?
What a fucked up way to praise your Goddamned Lord.

It's all what you weave, when you achieve your blanket of life.
And it's all what you retrieve with your completeness and your light.
Now it's the same old story,
different glory,
kingdoms come and go you know.
Time for absolution,
old solution,
here's the power watch it grow and grow and grow...

Gay Muslims for Christ,
it's that absurd to me,
it's like a twisted kind of christinsanianity
they kill for Allah, live to die by the sword?
What a fucked up way to praise your Goddamned Lord.

[Maggot]

Whats ya drankin Sally?

[sally]

Whats ya drankin Sally?

Bloody Mary extra spicy, no horseradish. I like horseradish, but not in a bloody mary because it makes it taste like cocktail sauce.

[OnBendedKnee]

Whats ya drankin Sally?

Bloody Mary extra spicy, no horseradish. I like horseradish, but not in a bloody mary because it makes it taste like cocktail sauce.

That is SO true!!
Thanks for having the courage to state it.

[Clang McFly]

[quote='Donovan' pid='274699' dateline='1343970759']

...is what any man unlucky enough to get near your nasty vagina would say.

How the fuck does a supposed virgin judge a vagina?

Just STFU Clang. You mostly repulse me; wipe any thoughts of my bits right out of your mind, you dirty, fat, creep.

Jesus.

Fuck it. Not fixing the quote.

I can judge vaginas because my dad's a retired gynecologist and its in my blood.














(not really, but since you people don't believe I accidently killed a rabbit with my rusty push mower, I'm just going to randomly make shit up and let you figure out whats real and whats imaginary)

And no, I'm putting a mental image of what I imagine your vagina looks like at the top of my spank bank.

[Clang McFly]

The rabbit lived. Not unlike Clangs imaginary one.

Fuck you, take your meds, nutjob.

[Riotgear]

Get a better lawnmower fat boy.

[OnBendedKnee]

Push mower?

Kill two birds with one stone.

[Riotgear]

It's pretty hard to kill one bird with a stone.

[OnBendedKnee]

How about a rabbit?

[Riotgear]

For that you need a good lawnmower.

Or Sally's foot and no God.

[HairOfTheDog]

For that you need a good lawnmower.

Or Sally's foot and no God.