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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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#21
08-06-2012, 09:50 PM
"I was just standing here peeling an apple, yer honor, and he came running around the corner and accidentally impaled himself on my knife...46 times."
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#22
08-06-2012, 10:00 PM
Great topic as I just returned from three days of training (P.O.S.T.) Active Shooter/ Terrorism class. My thumb is still sore from constantly reloading my magazines (LadyCop knows the feeling.

Lots of shooting and tons of roleplaying out at the Sheriff's training facility in Otay Mesa (right next door to Donovan State prison!).

What I learned quickly is unless it becomes somewhat instinctive the extra strength adrenaline that will be coursing through your veins at the time of this type of scenario will prevent you from responding with any precision and accuracy. And, as we all know- that is exactly what is required to handle a firearm.
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#23
08-06-2012, 10:06 PM
I told them not to name it that. I'm still not going back.
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#24
08-06-2012, 10:26 PM
Otay Mesa is almost as lovely as San Marcos. Except it's hotter, dryer, has more prisons and is closer to sunny Mexico.
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#25
08-06-2012, 10:33 PM
Years ago I was held up where I worked. Gun in my face as the loser demanded money. I did freeze and think before I attempted to do as he asked. I decided to get far away and I ran as fast as I could. Time did seem to move in slow motion. I did not Smiley_emoticons_wink





Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#26
08-06-2012, 10:39 PM
(08-06-2012, 10:26 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Otay Mesa is almost as lovely as San Marcos. Except it's hotter, dryer, has more prisons and is closer to sunny Mexico.

The biggest distinction is San Marcos has a CinemaPlex that houses like, I don't know, eighteen different theaters.

Otay Mesa has an AM/PM along highway 905 that employes like, I don't know, eighteen various illegals*.

*And not a single one of them knows how to brew fresh coffee.
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#27
08-06-2012, 10:55 PM
I went to that theater once. Once. I'm a Krikorian man.

How can you expect to obtain a green card if you can't brew coffee for cops?

My wife has a green card. Did you know it's not green?
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#28
08-06-2012, 11:25 PM
(08-06-2012, 09:50 PM)Donovan Wrote: "I was just standing here peeling an apple, yer honor, and he came running around the corner and accidentally impaled himself on my knife...46 times."

hah
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08-07-2012, 12:27 AM
(08-06-2012, 10:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I went to that theater once. Once. I'm a Krikorian man.

How can you expect to obtain a green card if you can't brew coffee for cops?

My wife has a green card. Did you know it's not green?

It's also not a card.
Well, like the Hallmark kind.
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#30
08-07-2012, 12:50 AM
That guy in TJ did us wrong.
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#31
08-07-2012, 10:12 AM
He done did you dirty.
(On your wife's fake SS card check and make sure the seal of the eagle's left wing- eagle's left, to your right- is under the seal and not over it, so to speak.
A mistake commonly made among the forgers...)
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08-07-2012, 01:47 PM
Wait just a second there bub. Facing the eagl...the eagles left...my right...Are eagles right winged? Of course they're American... righty tighty lefty..."Honey where's the eagle card?" Jesus, this is a lot of work.
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