THE COPS SAID, STOP

[Lady Cop]

hahahahaha i want to go too!
shoes and bags! yeah!

[username]

If a child is simply missing, I think it's unreasonable to suggest that a parent stop looking. I can see the need NOT to contaminate a crime scene but if one of my kids simply went missing at a campground or something, I don't think I'd physically be able to just sit back while others looked. Uh-uh. In the first hours/days, it's just about trying to find the kid, IMO. LE is welcome to do their work to determine if a crime is involved but I would be focusing on just trying to find him/her.

Scary.

[Riotgear]

Bullshit. Fuck the police in this type of situation. Fuck that lawful order. Arrest me for such a thing and watch me transform the arrest into a political firestorm.

Idiot of the day........Congrats goober.

Really? How's that?

[OnBendedKnee]

Not enough info to make a determination, but no one in this thread is an idiot and no one is a goober.

[Riotgear]

Excuse me sir - I won today's Idiot/Goober fair and square. A guy in leather shorts gave it to me and I'm keeping it.

[OnBendedKnee]

Okay-dokie then.

[Riotgear]

Leather shorts and a mustache.

[Lady Cop]

Excuse me sir - I won today's Idiot/Goober fair and square. A guy in leather shorts gave it to me and I'm keeping it.

good for you! stand your ground!
but
he may be in leather shorts, but don't be deceived.
he's a for-shizzle real police Sgt. and badass.

[Riotgear]

Should I be impressed and a little afraid?

[Sphincter Cop]

Should I be impressed and a little afraid?

Impressed, yes

Afraid? Only if I don't use lube. But I think you would prefer me to spit on your back and let it roll down to your sweet spot.

[Duchess]

don't be deceived.

I heard the lisp & saw the swish...just sayin'.

[Lady Cop]

not at all. but his persona here might be deceiving or ridiculed. and since he's a friend i like to comment about him. he's not a nancy boy. he's probably going to tase me now.

[Duchess]

I think you would prefer me to spit on your back and let it roll down to your sweet spot.

Oh snap.

[Riotgear]

Should I be impressed and a little afraid?

Impressed, yes

Afraid? Only if I don't use lube. But I think you would prefer me to spit on your back and let it roll down to your sweet spot.

Whoa now wait just a second there bub - Are you trying to tell me men fuck other men in the ass!?!? This is really pretty shocking. I trust you'll understand if I take a moment to wrap my head around this crazy notion...

I gotta tell you I'm shocked and taken aback. So what else happens and just exactly how long has this been going on anyway?

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm kinda excited (I know it's wrong, can't help it).

[Lady Cop]

I'm kinda excited (I know it's wrong, can't help it).

it's an awful injustice to women everywhere. he's drop-dead gorgeous!

[Riotgear]

I'm too surprised to be exited. I'm just trying to process this crazy new information. Do I hate it? Do I like it? Do people I know do these things? Could it happen to me or someone I love? Should someone do something? It's just crazy.

[Duchess]

he's drop-dead gorgeous!

Those are just words on a screen unless you have pix to back up your claim.

[Lady Cop]

he's drop-dead gorgeous!

Those are just words on a screen unless you have pix to back up your claim.

i do, but he rather remain undercover . sorry. you have to take my word.

[OnBendedKnee]

Gear, you reading this!?