TOO HONEST ?

[Duchess]

Jesus Christ, Luke

And here LMPP & I were talking about what interesting & intelligent conversations are to be found in here. ::laugh::

[LuMPyPussy]

I call those cream filled.

[Duchess]

Oh, Poopy ::doh::

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh, Poopy ::doh::

Yes, basically.

[SyberBitch]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

You lost me on the brit slang though... 'hum'? 'pong'? lol

Pong:
'A wind or fart that has a devastating consequence. It can only be used when a fart smells remarkably unpleasant, eg. in the case of an 'eye-burner'. It refers to a person and is an adjective.'


google.

Yeah yeah... you can google pretty much everything, but then people couldn't feel important providing answers.

[SyberBitch]

I think they have a better attitiude in the Arab world where belching and farting is considered to be a compliment to the host and the food they are providing.

No way !...I would just die, die, do you hear me, if I EVER farted in front of anyone...Oh, God, just to consider it is a horror to me...Go ahead& laugh but, truly, I would be mortified.

Seriously? I guess being the mother of two boys I think farting is funny. Not when they are stinky though. But a good loud fart is hysterical.

I'm more with Duch on that one. 'Bathroom humor' does NOT amuse me. Well, very rarely. I would also be horrified if I farted where someone could hear me. Hell, I don't even like to talk to anyone while I'm in the bathroom.

[SyberBitch]

I call those cream filled.

you guys are nasty

[Duchess]

Honesty is not all it's cracked up to be...Feelings get hurt & people get angry...Fuck that...My new philosophy, albeit several months old at this point, is that if I don't feel like I can tell the truth then I'm just not going to say anything at all.

[ramseycat]

I don't say anything to anyone unless they are a good friend. I just don't say anything. A good friend though will always tell you the truth even if it's not what you want to hear.

[SyberBitch]

I don't say anything to anyone unless they are a good friend.

You certainly don't stand by that rule in here, do you? You'd never get to say anything. ::bigg::

[Maggot]

Hit her with your dung tipped cane Ramseykittens!!!!!

[Duchess]

Is that a rabid smiley ?...He's foaming from the mouth. ::laugh::

[LuMPyPussy]

Looks like a drooling knuckle-dragger aka Maggot.

[Maggot]

I thought it was cool.::flip::Fuck ya's

[Duchess]

Settle down, Mags...I wasn't attacking your smiley fer christssake...I was simply making an observation.

[fucking cunt bitch]

I would also be horrified by farting, but as everyone who knows me knows; I do not have a butthole, therefore, even if you thought it was me, it is obviously impossible.That is also why I must talk so much shit..how else will it get out?

[LuMPyPussy]

Settle down, Mags...I wasn't attacking your smiley fer christssake...I was simply making an observation.

I bet you never thought you'd say/type that to someone, did you?

[Duchess]

I never thought I'd say/type many of the things I do in here & some of it carries over into my real life...Like the time I called a girlfriend a whiney cunt...Hahahaha...it still has the power to make me laugh outloud whenever I recall the look of surprised horror on her face...Priceless. ::dlaugh::

[LuMPyPussy]

I don't think I'd ever again talk to someone that said that to me in real life. ::hmph::

[Duchess]

She knew it was said in jest by the way I couldn't stop laughing, there was nothing serious about the moment...Had I said it sincerely I would have deserved her or anyone's silence...And besides, she knows me very well, knowsI often make outrageous comments just to get a reaction...I like to shock people, much in the same way I enjoy being cheeky, it's how I get my jollies.