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#21
08-15-2012, 03:48 PM
@Ily - Has it been that long? I thought were stuck on...gluttony?
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08-15-2012, 04:10 PM
(08-15-2012, 03:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you consider posting a photo so I can put it in our Photo Gallery?

I admit I'm a bit hesitant to do that, not only here, but on any mb, but I've noticed that it seems to be some kind of tradition or at least quite common for Mockers to do so. So, yeah, I guess I'm cool with it. I'm not posting from my own PC right now, but I'll see if I can find a recent one when I'm back home Smiley_emoticons_smile

(08-15-2012, 03:48 PM)Riotgear Wrote: @Ily - Has it been that long? I thought were stuck on...gluttony?

Heh, I've just checked - if we use the reg handle of your 'Gear acct at TK as reference, then yeah, it's been almost exactly two years. Awesome.
Gluttony, oh yeah... ~sigh
But still - you gotta admit that Vanity gets everyone eventually, that sneaky bastard.
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08-15-2012, 04:17 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:10 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: But still - you gotta admit that Vanity gets everyone eventually, that sneaky bastard.

I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was stroking my cock and saying - Yeah! Fuck yeah! Yeah! FUCK YEAH!
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08-15-2012, 04:18 PM
That's the spirit. *nods approvingly*
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08-15-2012, 04:22 PM
The trick is to wear only boots, put your nonjacking fist on your hip, and stare at yourself sternly in the mirror while chanting the above mantra.

Am I right fellas?
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08-15-2012, 04:34 PM
@Stevie B, did FJSwinagain?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-15-2012, 04:37 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: The trick is to wear only boots, put your nonjacking fist on your hip, and stare at yourself sternly in the mirror while chanting the above mantra.

Am I right fellas?

Sounds great in theory, but by the time a decision has been made as to which boots to wear under consideration of all parameters, the moment's passed and all that is left is a silly looking person in a room full of scattered shoes staring into the mirror and finding yet another additional 100 gr of fat on said hip.

Am I right, gals?
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08-15-2012, 04:42 PM
What is this moment you speak of? A true cocksmith jerks off 24⁄7 in his mind. It's this sort of confidence thats required if you really want to put wood to task as you should. Must really. Pride and power. It's the only way to fly.

Boots and a lowride holster with with a loaded pistol in it with the safety off. It's symbolic you understand.
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08-15-2012, 04:49 PM
What's with the bitch's yellow username? Is there a level below being a forum virgin now?
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08-15-2012, 04:52 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What is this moment you speak of? A true cocksmith jerks off 24⁄7 in his mind. It's this sort of confidence thats required if you really want to put wood to task as you should. Must really. Pride and power. It's the only way to fly.

Boots and a lowride holster with with a loaded pistol in it with the safety off. It's symbolic you understand.

hah
You know I try to follow you everywhere, dear, but WLM'll be damned - there really are things a woman just can't comprehend. I admit defeat.
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08-15-2012, 04:52 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:49 PM)username Wrote: What's with the bitch's yellow username? Is there a level below being a forum virgin now?


I added another user group, nOObs, you guys won't get your hands on a Virgin again, the nOOb will be the first one you see. We had to make some...adjustments, I guess I'll call them.
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08-15-2012, 05:06 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:52 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-15-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What is this moment you speak of? A true cocksmith jerks off 24⁄7 in his mind. It's this sort of confidence thats required if you really want to put wood to task as you should. Must really. Pride and power. It's the only way to fly.

Boots and a lowride holster with with a loaded pistol in it with the safety off. It's symbolic you understand.

hah
You know I try to follow you everywhere, dear, but WLM'll be damned - there really are things a woman just can't comprehend. I admit defeat.

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08-15-2012, 05:15 PM
(08-15-2012, 04:49 PM)username Wrote: What's with the bitch's yellow username? Is there a level below being a forum virgin now?

damn, that looks lime green to me. User is color-blind. hah

what color is this User?

















































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08-15-2012, 05:39 PM
(08-15-2012, 05:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(08-15-2012, 04:49 PM)username Wrote: What's with the bitch's yellow username? Is there a level below being a forum virgin now?

damn, that looks lime green to me. User is color-blind. hah

what color is this User?

Picky wench.

I'd describe the above as an aqua green/blue and the other as some kind of lime/yellow mix. My pee looks almost that color (not quite as green) when I take lots of vitamins.

What color is this: FUCK YOU!



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08-15-2012, 05:43 PM

What color is this: FUCK YOU!


i would call that a troll vomit green. heh

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08-15-2012, 05:43 PM
Kryptonite...
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08-15-2012, 07:37 PM
Damn I rather be called a virgin then a noob! Wait isn't a virgin a noob?
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08-15-2012, 07:45 PM
(08-15-2012, 07:37 PM)flaming bitch Wrote: Wait isn't a virgin a noob?

No. Just ask Clang.
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08-15-2012, 07:54 PM
(08-15-2012, 07:37 PM)flaming bitch Wrote: Damn I rather be called a virgin then a noob! Wait isn't a virgin a noob?

Good point. Work on your av.
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08-15-2012, 08:32 PM
(08-15-2012, 07:54 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Good point. Work on your av.


Aww but don't you like cute lil butterfly flapping her wings to nowhere? I had to resize and edit my flaming B. I'm apparently too big of a bitch for the allowed size.
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