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Do you like lingerie?
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#41
08-26-2012, 02:13 PM
(08-26-2012, 05:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, you might like thigh highs. Pantyhose are a PITA.

Nah, don't like thigh highs either. Always sliding down my leg. And garter belts and other contrapations for clipping stockings in place are the real PITA.
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08-26-2012, 02:24 PM
(08-26-2012, 02:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm still working my head around naked commando chicks.
Eh, I know it's confusing with no pants to work into, but I'd say your head is the least important body part to get around naked chicks, babe.
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08-26-2012, 02:36 PM
(08-26-2012, 02:24 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm still working my head around naked commando chicks.
Eh, I know it's confusing with no pants to work into, but I'd say your head is the least important body part to get around naked chicks, babe.

It's at this point I'l resist the urge to make some sort of 'other head' crack ala' kenny powers.
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08-26-2012, 02:41 PM


I like this -

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08-26-2012, 03:44 PM
(08-26-2012, 02:36 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:24 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm still working my head around naked commando chicks.
Eh, I know it's confusing with no pants to work into, but I'd say your head is the least important body part to get around naked chicks, babe.

It's at this point I'l resist the urge to make some sort of 'other head' crack ala' kenny powers.

And as well you should, because I would then have to point out that the correct term would have been 'into', not 'around', and we'd have to start all over again.
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08-26-2012, 03:48 PM
(08-26-2012, 02:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I like this -

[Image: 1713415.jpg]

Make it black, lose the garter belt, and I'd love it.
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08-26-2012, 04:21 PM
(08-26-2012, 03:48 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I like this -

[Image: 1713415.jpg]

Make it black, lose the garter belt, and I'd love it.

loose the garterbelt and stockings and I'd love it.
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#48
08-26-2012, 05:16 PM
(08-26-2012, 03:44 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:36 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:24 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 02:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm still working my head around naked commando chicks.
Eh, I know it's confusing with no pants to work into, but I'd say your head is the least important body part to get around naked chicks, babe.

It's at this point I'l resist the urge to make some sort of 'other head' crack ala' kenny powers.

And as well you should, because I would then have to point out that the correct term would have been 'into', not 'around', and we'd have to start all over again.

You know you're in trouble when a German is correcting your English grammar.
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08-27-2012, 02:41 AM
What can I say - once a Naz... nah, not going there Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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08-27-2012, 01:21 PM
I wear pretty undies and have never had a yeast infection. It's not that your cooter needs air User, you have to wash it. With some type of soap. Daily. Sometimes more since you live in a hot climate.

I like my undies and bras to match.
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08-27-2012, 01:42 PM
(08-27-2012, 02:41 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: What can I say - once a Naz... nah, not going there Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

OH...shi ZAM!!!
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08-27-2012, 01:51 PM
*bows*
'twas about time, too. I already thought I had lost it.
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08-27-2012, 01:58 PM
Once a Nazarene, always a Nazarene.
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08-27-2012, 02:16 PM
Yeah, those silly Nazarenes with their unfortunate need to correct others...
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08-27-2012, 02:19 PM
(08-27-2012, 01:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I wear pretty undies and have never had a yeast infection. It's not that your cooter needs air User, you have to wash it. With some type of soap. Daily. Sometimes more since you live in a hot climate.

hahhahhahhah
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08-27-2012, 02:58 PM
(08-27-2012, 02:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-27-2012, 01:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I wear pretty undies and have never had a yeast infection. It's not that your cooter needs air User, you have to wash it. With some type of soap. Daily. Sometimes more since you live in a hot climate.

hahhahhahhah

Holy fuck! That was funny. I'm surprised she didn't instruct me about wiping front to back too.

I have perfectly good hygiene, Rams, but in addition to that, read this:

"Yeast organisms love warm (and moist) environments. It’s best to avoid taking long hot baths or soaking in a hot tub. Also don’t wear tight clothing that will prevent air from circulating around the crotch area, especially in the summer".

Besides, I probably could wear underwear more often if I chose to (and I do wear it with some clothing) but I'm just more comfortable without it.

Thanks though. hah
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08-27-2012, 03:56 PM
I am pretty sure at your age User, you know how to wipe. At least I hope so.....
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08-27-2012, 04:25 PM


Is nothing sacred?!
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#59
08-27-2012, 04:29 PM
I know, right? I am searching like crazy for a sexy lingerie pic to steer this thread back so something pleasant, but every time I do that, those ghastly posts come back and I fall into some kind of sad stupor.
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08-27-2012, 04:51 PM
(08-27-2012, 02:16 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Yeah, those silly Nazarenes with their unfortunate need to correct others...

/rimshot hah

Yeah they'll crucify you for that. Or pretend you committed suicide in some bunker.
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