HOMELESS
#21
You. Win.
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#22
I got Ilyanna with that one once. She, being German, knew of this man and was holding out on me. Can you believe I lived more than 40yrs WITHOUT this greatness? Yeah, me neither. Hold on I'll get another fucking awesome video.

We're going to slow it down a bit...Here we go -

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#23
The expression, "Opening Pandoras Box" is so apropos right now.
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#24
We have homeless people in my area but not lying around on the street corners or anything. They're in shelters or sleeping under overpasses or something.

We have several places where people hang out with signs asking for money. This one woman is always there with her roughly 8 y/o son. Kind of pisses me off (although she might not have any other place for him to be) but I always give her money.

This other guy sells poems (for whatever amount you want to give him). I gave him $10 and drove away but then I read his shitty poem and went back and demanded that he return my money.
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#25
I know I know - It's an awful lot of win for one thread. Hold fast.
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#26
Fucking User always on topic. Dork.
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#27
(08-26-2012, 06:38 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Fucking User always on topic. Dork.

Don't blame me for your failure to quote, mister.
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#28
Ooo quick on the draw too. Nice.
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#29
Plenty..either homeless or pretty close. See a lot of people with the "will work for food" signs out by the expressway.
When I used to work near downtowm there was a homeless guy who "lived" nearby. We used to save all our bottles and cans for him to return for deposit and at Christmas we got him a McDonalds gift card.. He'd pay us back by talking out the trash to the dumpster, and hanging around when we'd walk to our cars at night. Not sure how much help he would have been, but he was always there.
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#30
Here in NE, not so much.

In FL though, many intersections with a TL, have them in mass, sometimes 4 sign holders, one on either sides of the TL on the median strips. When you stop for the TL, they rush your car and flash their asking for $$$ sign.
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#31
Homeless is now considered by many to be a derogatory term. I believe those without homes now prefer to be referred to as 'Home free'.
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#32
Homeless are littering the streets of my neighborhood, annually ranked in the top 10 cities to live in the U.S.

I mean, not only great schools, but great welfare programs. Great winters to enjoy here as well.

We take pride in our homeless population. Tossing bananas and apples at them all the time.
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#33
(08-26-2012, 08:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Homeless are littering the streets of my neighborhood, annually ranked in the top 10 cities to live in the U.S.

I mean, not only great schools, but great welfare programs. Great winters to enjoy here as well.

We take pride in our homeless population. Tossing bananas and apples at them all the time.

Psst MS - I think you guys might have monkeys.
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#34
(08-26-2012, 08:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Homeless is now considered by many to be a derogatory term. I believe those without homes now prefer to be referred to as 'Home free'.

A couple of years ago, I went to a Halloween school event dressed as a "hobo". I didn't think about it.beforehand but how un-pc can you get?? Oops.
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(08-26-2012, 09:50 PM)username Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 08:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Homeless is now considered by many to be a derogatory term. I believe those without homes now prefer to be referred to as 'Home free'.

A couple of years ago, I went to a Halloween school event dressed as a "hobo". I didn't think about it.beforehand but how un-pc can you get?? Oops.


Next time you should go as a meth addict. You're already thin so that's not a problem, just color your teeth black and try to find a black head on your face, I'm sure you can find at least one. Once located, pick at that bastard untill it turns into a hot mess.
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#36
(08-26-2012, 10:10 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 09:50 PM)username Wrote:
(08-26-2012, 08:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Homeless is now considered by many to be a derogatory term. I believe those without homes now prefer to be referred to as 'Home free'.

A couple of years ago, I went to a Halloween school event dressed as a "hobo". I didn't think about it.beforehand but how un-pc can you get?? Oops.


Next time you should go as a meth addict. You're already thin so that's not a problem, just color your teeth black and try to find a black head on your face, I'm sure you can find at least one. Once located, pick at that bastard untill it turns into a hot mess.

For that to work the blackhead has to be imaginary.
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#37
Hobo's used to be cool. The stick with the bandana tied on the end., the scruffy beard. Strangely the kids didn't get it or their parents for that matter.
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#38
WE have this dude that hangs out around the Sunoco and Stewarts collecting bottles and stuff. All the kids call him The Hobo. He is super skinny and never has a shirt on, One day we were coming home from McD's and we saw him. Zack says I should give him my hamburger. But he ain't gettin my McFlurry!! I almost died laughing. I am raising some real giving kids here. He's not getting my McFlurry dammit!! LOL
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#39
(08-27-2012, 01:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: WE have this dude that hangs out around the Sunoco and Stewarts collecting bottles and stuff. All the kids call him The Hobo. He is super skinny and never has a shirt on, One day we were coming home from McD's and we saw him. Zack says I should give him my hamburger. But he ain't gettin my McFlurry!! I almost died laughing. I am raising some real giving kids here. He's not getting my McFlurry dammit!! LOL

Let me tell you something there Ramsey - You better never give me shit about Mocking anything or anyone about anything ever.
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#40
Gear, go easy.
Those Butterfinger McFlurries are tasty goodness, I don't think a hobo has the palate to fully appreciate.
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