Clang and Username counseling session

[OnBendedKnee]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

[Donovan]

wanna bet on that?
Eh, I looked it up: so it's basically Emmanuelle meets Twilight, with a touch of leather? meh.

Pretty much. Sorry if the sarcasm didn't come across, but it's essentially bad genre porn for dames, the next evolution in bodice-rippers.

There are three - 50 Shades of Gray. 50 Shades Darker. 50 Shades Free. I might have gotten the second two titles messed up but you get the gist. It's about a young lady who meets this super rich guy that has "issues."

If she sticks around when the whips come out they both got issues. Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.

There is some S&M type sex and they fall in love. The second and third books are actually better than the first one since they go into why the characters are the way they are and there is a mystery in there too.

This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance. Plot goes with porn like peanut butter goes with catpoop.

All the women read them for the sex scenes which are pretty hot. They don't get too much into the serious S&M stuff.

McFucking and McBondage lol.

[Duchess]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

Had the book worked for her she would have asked you to break out the cuffs.

[ramseycat]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

It probably had nothing to do with the book.

[OnBendedKnee]

Excellent call.

I easily blamed the book, but you've got a good point...

:(

[ramseycat]

Aww I'm sorry OBK that I had to break it to you. Buy her some flowers to go with the whip and maybe she will forgive you.

[Donovan]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

It probably had nothing to do with the book.

ramsey with a suckerpunch and DOWN GOES OBK! DOWN GOES OBK! DOWN GOES OBK!

[Ilyanna]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

But disgustingly is good, isn't it? I thought it was the disgusted looks that you guys start squirming with?

Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.

Dude, are you kidding? Women have about the same amount of fantasies about car washs and sex as men have. Allie McBeal, anyone?

This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance.

Unfortunately, I gotta agree. That, and muscle-to-fat ratio.

[sally]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

It probably had nothing to do with the book.

She probally caught him burping the worm in the shower, which after reading the book just added insult to injury.

[OnBendedKnee]

I swear. You come up with the most descriptive terms!
You'd think being a cop for 20+ years I'd have heard them all, but nooooo... gotta come to MOCK to be fully informed.

[Midwest Spy]

She probally caught him burping the worm in the shower, which after reading the book just added insult to injury.

^^^^ Yes. She's back!!!

[Clang McFly]

I don't wear them most of the time either. I mentioned it somewhere else and Clang posted a puking smilie as he did with User too, but he posted a happy smilie in the lingerie thread when Duchess said she didn't wear them. I think Clang deserves ass kisser of the week.

I think that must have been back when you were anti-Clang. I've since changed my mind and give your pantyless vagina a thumbs up.

(yes I'm aware of how creepy that last sentence sounds)

[Riotgear]

No means no!

Aww, come on, don't be like that?!?

Yeah your right, sometimes no means yes.

[Clang McFly]

And no matter how hot it is, I have to have a blanket on the bed. My feet might be sticking out but the blanket has to at lease cover part of me. I have no idea why.

Me too. It is a mystery.

[Ilyanna]

No means no!

Aww, come on, don't be like that?!?

Yeah your right, sometimes no means yes.

Ha, I KNEW it.
Now come sit on my lap, my big bad communist sympathizer!!

[Riotgear]

No.

[Ilyanna]

oh you know you don't mean that. OK, how about I sit on YOUR lap?

[Riotgear]

Jeez...Just because I'm dressed like this you think you can say or do anything to me.

[Ilyanna]

Hey, if you didn't like it, you wouldn't wear such tight jeans! I mean, come on, you're downright asking for it!

[Riotgear]

Good point.