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(08-28-2012, 04:26 PM)username Wrote: (08-28-2012, 04:18 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: ooooh, such a potty mouth.
Well, come at me, sis!
I just poked your avatar right smack in the middle of Tinkerbell. Take THAT bitch!
ooooh, you bloody rag of a miserable DOG!! Know what that black cat in yours is staring at right now? MY FIST, is what!
(08-28-2012, 04:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Can you freaks stop hitting on Sally? And you guys wonder why she is a cranky bitch here.
honey, you got that kind of backwards - first the guys stop hitting on the girl, then the cranky bitch emerges.
(08-28-2012, 04:47 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm more interested in your passion for the 'Romance Novel'.
What does 'Limpid Jets of Love' refer to?
Or, 'His Love Missile'?
Help?
By the love of humanity, don't ask! The day men and women start to understand their respective porn language is the day they'll kill each other in disgust.
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Failure to quote. Sumbitch. Ugh. 
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I promise I'll never ask you to share your Ice Cream (well maybe just a taste) or your man (again, maybe just a taste).
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^Dude, I tried that. The asskiss trophy still rests firmly in Ma's hands.
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(08-28-2012, 05:00 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I promise I'll never ask you to share your Ice Cream (well maybe just a taste) or your man (again, maybe just a taste).
That's lovely, sweetheart. Muah!
I'd get your wife tipsy/drunk & hit on her. You know how affectionate she can be after having a few.
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(08-28-2012, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'd get your wife tipsy/drunk & hit on her. You know how affectionate she can be after having a few.
She's just like Karen from Will & Grace.
She's not afraid of some girl-on-girl 'over the blouse' fondling.
She loves her wine, too, so it won't be too difficult to get her 'in the mood' so to speak.
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WAAAAHHHH, Duchess is playing favorites!!! 
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But she's not even close to how Sinister played favorites.
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(08-28-2012, 05:10 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: WAAAAHHHH, Duchess is playing favorites!!!
If you had the same kind of chemistry that I have with Duchess, you'd possibly be a favorite too.
I can't resist her feminine, ahem... 'charms', and she's powerless against my blue eyes, salt & pepper hair and boyish good looks.
Good luck, Ily.
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Board history? Metal band? Book?
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(08-28-2012, 05:13 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Board history? Metal band? Book?
All of the above.
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(08-28-2012, 05:13 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (08-28-2012, 05:10 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: WAAAAHHHH, Duchess is playing favorites!!!
If you had the same kind of chemistry that I have with Duchess, you'd possibly be a favorite too.
I can't resist her feminine, ahem... 'charms', and she's powerless against my blue eyes, salt & pepper hair and boyish good looks.
Good luck, Ily.
Haha, I do have boyish good looks, too .... oh, wait.
Nah, I know how it is with chemistry. Standing between two elements when they're drawn to each other will either make your surroundings heat up uncomfortably or lead to unexpected explosions, and nobody wants that, really 
I'll just continue beating username to a pulp over the 'net, that's easier than pleasing that high-maintenance aristo, anyway. 
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(08-28-2012, 05:19 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Standing between two elements when they're drawn to each other will either make your surroundings heat up uncomfortably
While I do fuck with him, MS and I do not share sexual chemistry.
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neither do water and magnesium, but try to take a nice bath while bringing them together....
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(08-28-2012, 04:18 PM)sally Wrote: (08-28-2012, 04:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: At least SensibleSally isn't as stuck up as IhaveaniceassandIknowitSally.
If I were stuck up I wouldn't be crossing my fingers that Clang got the job at the Hilton Garden Inn today. Unlike you, I actually care and wish him the best.
Thanks. 
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(08-28-2012, 04:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If Clang gave a shit, I'd pull for him to get the gig too.
I give a shit....just not a big one...but part of me does want out of my current living situation...that part is just buried deep...besides it is kind of entertaining for me to watch Jimbone nearly have a coronary everytime I mention I'm proud to be jobless and on welfare.
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(08-28-2012, 05:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: (08-28-2012, 05:19 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Standing between two elements when they're drawn to each other will either make your surroundings heat up uncomfortably
While I do fuck with him, MS and I do not share sexual chemistry.
Verdad?
Yo pensaba que tu y yo algun dia seremos amantes??
Por favor, dime que me quieres!
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I am pretty good at deciphering foreign languages... just thought I'd let you know 
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(08-28-2012, 05:47 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: I am pretty good at deciphering foreign languages... just thought I'd let you know
When I speak theSpanish to Duchess, she's like putty en mis manos!
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