Allow me to introduce an alarmingly Dangerous new snack for you

[Ilyanna]

^
If you buy and don't like I'll paypal you the price you paid.

I was talking about the apple.

*facepalm* And there goes your opportunity to leech off of OBK and get a new plaything. Seriously, sometimes you're just too good-hearted for this world, Gear.

[ramseycat]

You better watch out OBK. Cracker is going to come back and bitch about you talking about a snack. She had a major hissy fit when I mentioned rice cakes.

[OnBendedKnee]

I will brace myself in advance and learn how to deal with her displeasure.

[sally]

You better watch out OBK. Cracker is going to come back and bitch about you talking about a snack. She had a major hissy fit when I mentioned rice cakes.

Don't even try to compare that stupid caramel rice cake thread to this, Ramsey. Nobody cares about no damn rice cakes, I'd sooner eat a package of communion wafers or even sawdust for that matter.

Plus OBK is able to express his like for coconut marshmallows without sounding annoying like you.

[ramseycat]

Shut up Sally. If it's not beer, you are generally interested anyway.

[Ilyanna]

^you might want to rephrase that, dear.

[sally]

Shut up Sally. If it's not beer, you are generally interested anyway.

How can anyone express an interest in rice cakes, Ramsey? There is only so much you can say about them, they suck. I'll explain it this way, lets say you, me and OBK all work in the same office. Here is the first scenario...

Ramsey: OMG girl, these freaking rice cakes are so yummy, please take them away from me now, heheheee.

Sally: Awkward fake laugh just to be polite because I don't know what to say. They're fucking rice cakes for Christ's sake, you may as well be talking about a bag of bread. Walks back to my desk thinking how much I hate this job.

Scenario two...

OBK: Hey Sally, have you tried these coconut marshmallows yet?

Sally: No, I've never seen them, have they always made these?

OBK: I don't know, we picked them up at the grocery store yesterday. Here, try one.

Sally: They are good, I'll have to look for those. You know what was really good, that coconut bread pudding you brought to the pot luck last year.

OBK: Liz made it, I'll get you the recipe.

Sally: That would be great. I gotta go get this paper work done, talk to you later OBK. Walks happily back to my desk.

Do you see the difference now, Ramsey?

[ramseycat]

Sally doesn't like rice cakes. However, she does like coconut flavored marshmellows.

[Clang McFly]

Sally doesn't like rice cakes. However, she does like coconut flavored marshmellows.

Nobody likes rice cakes. The shit I'd poop out from eating the rice cakes has more flavor.

[Clang McFly]

Shut up Sally. If it's not beer, you are generally interested anyway.

How can anyone express an interest in rice cakes, Ramsey? There is only so much you can say about them, they suck. I'll explain it this way, lets say you, me and OBK all work in the same office. Here is the first scenario...

Ramsey: OMG girl, these freaking rice cakes are so yummy, please take them away from me now, heheheee.

Sally: Awkward fake laugh just to be polite because I don't know what to say. They're fucking rice cakes for Christ's sake, you may as well be talking about a bag of bread. Walks back to my desk thinking how much I hate this job.

Scenario two...

OBK: Hey Sally, have you tried these coconut marshmallows yet?

Sally: No, I've never seen them, have they always made these?

OBK: I don't know, we picked them up at the grocery store yesterday. Here, try one.

Sally: They are good, I'll have to look for those. You know what was really good, that coconut bread pudding you brought to the pot luck last year.

OBK: Liz made it, I'll get you the recipe.

Sally: That would be great. I gotta go get this paper work done, talk to you later OBK. Walks happily back to my desk.

Do you see the difference now, Ramsey?

[ramseycat]

Sally doesn't like rice cakes. However, she does like coconut flavored marshmellows.

Nobody likes rice cakes. The shit I'd poop out from eating the rice cakes has more flavor.

Clearly you havent' tried the caramel rice cakes. And how is it you know what your poop tastes like? Never mind.....I don't want to know.

[Riotgear]

^
If you buy and don't like I'll paypal you the price you paid.

I was talking about the apple.

*facepalm* And there goes your opportunity to leech off of OBK and get a new plaything. Seriously, sometimes you're just too good-hearted for this world, Gear.

Do you think this might call my credibility into question? I sure hope not. There's like at least two people who rely on my being credible.

Well two I suspect.

Ok, one I'm pretty sure of.

Yeah my theory is maybe one on a good day.

Um I'll be lucky if there's one every other Thursday during months that end in ust.

[Riotgear]

You better watch out OBK. Cracker is going to come back and bitch about you talking about a snack. She had a major hissy fit when I mentioned rice cakes.

Don't even try to compare that stupid caramel rice cake thread to this, Ramsey. Nobody cares about no damn rice cakes, I'd sooner eat a package of communion wafers or even sawdust for that matter.

Plus OBK is able to express his like for coconut marshmallows without sounding annoying like you.

Sally, you're pretty goddamn funny sometimes.

[Ilyanna]

^
If you buy and don't like I'll paypal you the price you paid.

I was talking about the apple.

*facepalm* And there goes your opportunity to leech off of OBK and get a new plaything. Seriously, sometimes you're just too good-hearted for this world, Gear.

Do you think this might call my credibility into question? I sure hope not. There's like at least two people who rely on my being credible.

Well two I suspect.

Ok, one I'm pretty sure of.

Yeah my theory is maybe one on a good day.

Um I'll be lucky if there's one every other Thursday during months that end in ust.

Nobody, really, nobody, would ever have the gall to question the existence of your credibility. Nobody. Seriously. It's like, credibility, your name thy Gear. Ugh, I start to sound like a bible-author. Anyway. Credibility. Totally Gear's thing.

[Riotgear]

^
If you buy and don't like I'll paypal you the price you paid.

I was talking about the apple.

*facepalm* And there goes your opportunity to leech off of OBK and get a new plaything. Seriously, sometimes you're just too good-hearted for this world, Gear.

Do you think this might call my credibility into question? I sure hope not. There's like at least two people who rely on my being credible.

Well two I suspect.

Ok, one I'm pretty sure of.

Yeah my theory is maybe one on a good day.

Um I'll be lucky if there's one every other Thursday during months that end in ust.

Nobody, really, nobody, would ever have the gall to question the existence of your credibility. Nobody. Seriously. It's like, credibility, your name thy Gear. Ugh, I start to sound like a bible-author. Anyway. Credibility. Totally Gear's thing.

Can you please tell Maggot and OTD?

[Ilyanna]

Sure thing, although I am pretty sure that by now, there's really nobody who could have even a speck of doubt left concerning your credibility.

[Riotgear]

Now if we can just make sure no one calls your credibility into question I'm safe.

[Ilyanna]

*gasp* now who would do such a thing?!?!
(Don't answer that. Seriously, don't!)

[Clang McFly]

Sally doesn't like rice cakes. However, she does like coconut flavored marshmellows.

Nobody likes rice cakes. The shit I'd poop out from eating the rice cakes has more flavor.

Clearly you havent' tried the caramel rice cakes. And how is it you know what your poop tastes like? Never mind.....I don't want to know.

Well I'll tell you anyway. Mars Rover, plain and simple Mars Rover.

And I have had the caramel rice cakes. Blech. Not even caramel can cover up a bland rice cake.

[Riotgear]

So I went to find the aforementioned dangerous snack and I was only able to find AN EVEN MORE DANGEROUS SNACK.

I couldn't find the Toasted Coconut. I found the German Chocolate Cake version.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

We had to make a point of not eating the whole bag in the car on the way home.