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Nottingham man found guilty of...
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Nottingham man found guilty of trying to take pictures up a woman's skirt


Taken from article:
A Nottingham man was found guilty on Thursday of attempting to take pictures up a woman's skirt during Market Square Day festivities last June.

Holter was caught in the act on June 14, 2008, when a woman sitting across from him in the downtown area noticed him attempting to take pictures up her skirt with his camera. The woman notified her husband, who then called police.

Full story: http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../704249895


Hold on what the fuck?!?
Quote:The woman notified her husband, who then called police.
How inferior of her.


Who likes woman jokes? ::banana::


lol@ edit, it was a typo in the original document. promise.
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#2
Are you bragging?
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#3
Are you jealous?
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#4
Fuck no.
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#5
Maybe she told her husband in hopes he'd kick some ass, and the wimp decided to call the cops instead.

Sounds like a man joke.
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What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the chain too long.

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How does that one sound?
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#7
Oh brother
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#8
Damn, how old are you? You probably still smell like pee.
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NaNo Wrote:The woman notified her husband, who then called police.
I agree, that's pretty lame. She should have confronted the asshole herself... I'm sure her husband would have 'caught on' quickly enough.

I actually like most things british, but seriously... did chicks in the UK skip the whole feminist movement? I can imagine the scene as I type:

(said in a posh accent) "Why Percy, I do believe that gentleman is trying for a shot up my skirt!"

"Now Biddie, that's very forward of you. I'm sure the poor chap is simply trying to... oh my goodness, see here now young man!"

"Percy! Oh DO please make him remove his lens from my petticoats! It's very unbecoming!"

*fluster fluster* "Dear, if you could only wait another moment, I might be able to buy a few shots from the lad before sounding the alarm"
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#10
Yeah come closer, i'll rock your jaw you wrinkled piece of shit.
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Quote:(said in a posh accent) "Why Percy, I do believe that gentleman is trying for a shot up my skirt!" "Now Biddie, that's very forward of you. I'm sure the poor chap is simply trying to... oh my goodness, see here now young man!" "Percy! Oh DO please make him remove his lens from my petticoats! It's very unbecoming!" *fluster fluster* "Dear, if you could only wait another moment, I might be able to buy a few shots from the lad before sounding the alarm"
You sound quite intelligent, you're not from America?
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OneBulletLeft Wrote:Damn, how old are you? You probably still smell like pee.
He's 18 OBL. Just a little sprout.
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NaNo Wrote:
Quote:(said in a posh accent) "Why Percy, I do believe that gentleman is trying for a shot up my skirt!" "Now Biddie, that's very forward of you. I'm sure the poor chap is simply trying to... oh my goodness, see here now young man!" "Percy! Oh DO please make him remove his lens from my petticoats! It's very unbecoming!" *fluster fluster* "Dear, if you could only wait another moment, I might be able to buy a few shots from the lad before sounding the alarm"
You sound quite intelligent, you're not from America?
Har!

(is that better?)
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NaNo Wrote:Yeah come closer, i'll rock your jaw you wrinkled piece of shit.

You can't even correctly pronounce 'jaw', language rapist.
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That's it OneRealToothLeft, keep playing into my hands.

I'm a well educated student and not only will my language rape you, it will break your walking stick, and then rape you again.
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NaNo Wrote:That's it OneRealToothLeft, keep playing into my hands.

I'm a well educated student and not only will my language rape you, it will break your walking stick, and then rape you again.
::lmao::Keep on truckin', Puppy.
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