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Wow, a forum dedicated to the purpose I visit any forum!!!
I'm here to flex my mock-muscles so I hope you're all pieces of shit ::bigg::
My real name is Adam, and I'm 18 years old from Nottingham England.
If you're gonna have an argument with me you'd better be grammatically perfect else you're the result of two drunk rednecks who had a bit too much sex.
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While you seem to be able to read and follow the rules, your avatar is about as lame as the rest of your dirty, smelly, uneducated countrymen. At least do better then the shitty animated GIF you currently have.
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well having tried numerous times to upload an animated .gif and failing because it doesn't move i thought, "hold on, why am i wasting 5 minutes of my life trying to make this work when i could just go and kick a kitten in the face"
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Well Adam welcome. We enjoy chewing up and spitting out baby bitches such as yourself.
And what an adorable widdle avatar you picked for youself. Ain't you just the cutest lil' thang? Your momma must be the best at picking out your clothes for you.
You may be spending a lot of time in this newbie hell - it's a lovely weekend here in the USA and the best of are most likely making good use of it and spending time outside. You my friend will be on the bottom of the 'to do' list.
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NaNo Wrote:well having tried numerous times to upload an animated .gif and failing because it doesn't move i thought, "hold on, why am i wasting 5 minutes of my life trying to make this work when i could just go and kick a kitten in the face"
Already you've gone and proved to us you're an idiot.
Did it ever occur to you that your image file type is the wrong kind? Try .jpg or .gif.
It also might be your image is too fucking big.
Nice try with the kitten kicking...... you're lame comeback does not cover the fact you're stupid.
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NaNo Wrote:well having tried numerous times to upload an animated .gif and failing because it doesn't move i thought, "hold on, why am i wasting 5 minutes of my life trying to make this work when i could just go and kick a kitten in the face" your animated file is probably to large. see if you can optimize it smaller. We know you can turn of a computer, now let's see if you can fucking use it.
ps - stupid, pointless, and not funny attempt at humor with the "kick a kitten in the face" line.
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Jesus Christ Liquid, we're posting the same fucking shit to this asswipe (nice new avatar btw) at the same time.
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You old bastard, how old are you? Maybe one day your post count will grow enough for you to say you have achieved something in your life.
My mum picks clothes out for me, your wife picks out all sorts of flavours of condoms for me. Each time I fuck her, I purposely tear the condom.
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sorry about the double-post, but your excellently coded forum won't let me edit.
Quote: ps - stupid, pointless, and not funny attempt at humor with the "kick a kitten in the face" line.
Aww did i hit a nerve? I thought of all people you fellas would be able to take a joke.
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NaNo Wrote:sorry about the double-post, but your excellently coded forum won't let me edit.
Quote: ps - stupid, pointless, and not funny attempt at humor with the "kick a kitten in the face" line.
Aww did i hit a nerve? I thought of all people you fellas would be able to take a joke. I could give 2 shits about the cats you fuck daily in your home. It was just an unfunny, dumb attempt at newbie banter. The truth hurts.
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Well bitch lips, it's not exactly going to be the easiest thing in the world getting into your gay little circle.
You almost reply faster than me, have you NOTHING to do with yourself?
I'm worried now, I didn't expect any noob-crying here.
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It's set up to not let you edit on purpose moron.
The day my wife picks any condoms for ANYONE would be a miracle in itself. I don't have a wife, never will and for good reason.
And if you're talking to ME about post count, who fucking cares? Do you REALLY think it's all about post counts?
What does my age have anything to do with the fact you're as intelligent as a bag of sawdust?
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NaNo Wrote:Well bitch lips, it's not exactly going to be the easiest thing in the world getting into your gay little circle.
You almost reply faster than me, have you NOTHING to do with yourself?
I'm worried now, I didn't expect any noob-crying here. interesting how you resort to "homo" references. Must be some feelings you are suppressing deep inside. Have you been ass raped today and that is the problem, or are you secretly OP's boyfriend (you will meet him later. Another fuck from across the pond who likes cock) and he is not allowing you to blow him with enough regularity.
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Entirely not, I don't think it's anything to do with post counts. But your e-penis is smaller than the others..
My e-penis is non-existent on this forum, I've been here 5 minutes.
Quote:and for good reason.
spend too much time on forums?
Hey, American, let's not go into why I'm more intelligent than you. Our nationality says enough.
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Did someone just contradict his own dumb self?
Quote:interesting how you resort to "homo" references. Must be some feelings you are suppressing deep inside. Have you been ass raped today and that is the problem, or are you secretly OP's boyfriend (you will meet him later. Another fuck from across the pond who likes cock) and he is not allowing you to blow him with enough regularity.
I don't see a single non-homo reference there, George Michael.
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NaNo Wrote:Entirely not, I don't think it's anything to do with post counts. But your e-penis is smaller than the others..
Considering I have NO penis e or otherwise, YOU are the one who brought up the validity of post counts. Now, go back and figure out why I've no penis and maybe you'll get a sticker for your scrap book.
Quote:My e-penis is non-existent on this forum, I've been here 5 minutes.
You're e-penis and any other you may think you posess will be non existant for the entirety of your life, baby boy.
Quote:Quote:Quote:and for good reason.
spend too much time on forums?
NO dim wit.
Quote:Hey, American, let's not go into why I'm more intelligent than you. Our nationality says enough.
Yeah, here we go with another dopey Brit who forgot we had to kick your ass twice because you forgot the beating the first time. Then begged for help when the Germans were slapping you and the French silly.
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Nano, if you force the software to shrink your animated gif, it doesn't animate. So make sure you load it after you've ensured it's not bigger than 150 X 150 or 80k.
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NaNo Wrote:Wow, a forum dedicated to the purpose I visit any forum!!!
I'm here to flex my mock-muscles so I hope you're all pieces of shit ::bigg::
My real name is Adam, and I'm 18 years old from Nottingham England.
If you're gonna have an argument with me you'd better be grammatically perfect else you're the result of two drunk rednecks who had a bit too much sex. Adam, why do so many people in England have yellow, black, damaged, rotten, etc.teeth, and are your teeth terrible as well?
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Is England speaking Arabic yet? Does everyone face Mecca at least once a day?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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You know "Big Ben" personally, very personally. Come on, admit it.
Fug duh kund
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