GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD

[Riotgear]

I'm sensing some bitterness here.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

[krystalshores]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

side by side. Up the poop shoot.

Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!

[ramseycat]

I'm sensing some bitterness here.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.

[Clang McFly]

I'm sensing some bitterness here.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.

Amen to that.

[JsMom]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!

[Riotgear]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

side by side. Up the poop shoot.

Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!

You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.

I'm sensing some bitterness here.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.

So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?

Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.

[Riotgear]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!

That chip is almost as big as your head.

[JsMom]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!

That chip is almost as big as your head.

.......

[Riotgear]

I'm like a psychic.

[krystalshores]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!

Hmmm. I don't know? Is that considered DP Riot? One in the ass and one in the mouth?

[ramseycat]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

side by side. Up the poop shoot.

Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!

You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.

I'm sensing some bitterness here.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.

So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?

Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.

I didn't say I wouldn't please you in return. It just won't be my ass that is doing it.

[Riotgear]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

Strap on.. ladies....One up his ass and one down his throat....then switch. So therefore he gets DP and A to M. YEP!

Hmmm. I don't know? Is that considered DP Riot? One in the ass and one in the mouth?

Nope. Two in the ass, although technically double penetration, is commonly referred to as double anal or DA. A variation of the theme being double vaginal or DV (One of the greatest porn acts of all time BTW).

Jesus, don't you people have access to the internet?

[Riotgear]

RG - Love? Probably not.

Krystal - good point! But where shall we gently slide the other dildo?

side by side. Up the poop shoot.

Hey RG, don't worry darlin. Where there's a will there's a DP!!

You sound like you know exactly what you're doing.

No bitterness here. I mean as long as you keep that thing away from my ass.

That does not sound like a fair trade.

I'm sorry sweetie but life isn't fair.

So let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo and you don't offer anythnig in trade?

Better cuff me to something I can't break and never let me go. Because if I do get free we're trading anyway.

I didn't say I wouldn't please you in return. It just won't be my ass that is doing it.

You're a horrible negotiator.

[username]

I read Mock and drive. Someday I'm going to kill myself or someone else and it will be in the papers that i was visiting some site called Mock.



You're welcome in advance for the referrals.

ETA: Driving down 101 as I type this matter of fact.

[Riotgear]

I read Mock and drive. Someday I'm going to kill myself or someone else and it will be in the papers that i was visiting some site called Mock.



You're welcome in advance for the referrals.

ETA: Driving down 101 as I type this matter of fact.

Who says texting and driving isn't safe? Fucking killjoy CHP.

[username]

Some people just aren't very good at multi-tasking and the rest of us have to suffer for their stupidity.

[Riotgear]

Some people just aren't very good at multi-tasking and the rest of us have to suffer for their stupidity.

Which is probably why Ramsey won't do DP.

ShiZAM Full circle!

[cladking]

I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.

I do like messing around though.

[Riotgear]

I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.

I do like messing around though.

Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.

Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.

[ramseycat]

I'm not good at multi-tasking but then I don't know about taking one up the ass either.

I do like messing around though.

Well, one up the ass is...one thing, but you let these crazy bitches run with the idea and before you know it you have a cock in your mouth, one in your ass, tears in your eyes, nobody to love you and nothing in return.

Fucking estrogen assassins around here. You'd almost be tempted to think men treated them poorly in the past.