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[BigMark]

If you smeared elmers glue all over your face let it dry, then peel it off would it do the same thing? You may thing that this may be a silly question but has anyone tried it? Clang? Cars? 

Oh that face. Well I guess I can always poop out of my mouth like Trump.

Why don't you think about why everything you do, touch or say goes to shit. Government workers don't care about anything, you see that! How can America prosper with lazy assholes like you permeating the whole infrastructure?

[Duchess]

He's talking about America prospering under trump. Ahahahahaha! You're such a funny guy.

[Clang McFly]

[MirahM]

Have you tried the Mrs. Myers Clean Day natural cleaning products? I did the floors with the honey suckle and the sheets with the lemon verbena and my house smells so clean and fresh.

I love Meyers Day. Smells so good!

[Duchess]

I just did a body scrub in the shower. It's fricken wonderful and I don't know why I don't do it all the time.

[Clang McFly]

I just did a body scrub in the shower. It's fricken wonderful and I don't know why I don't do it all the time.

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

[Duchess]

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

You're going to have so much fun doing stuff like that once you get to enjoy the privacy of having your own home.

[Clang McFly]

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

You're going to have so much fun doing stuff like that once you get to enjoy the privacy of having your own home.

I hope so. If I don't slip and fall in the shower. I'm not allowed a suction cup bath mat and I have to use pre-approved cleaners when cleaning it. Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away. And i have to make sure i move my car  for street cleaning on thursdays between 10am and 2pm. also they mentioned the possibility of lead paint.

[Duchess]

Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away.

WTF, Clang. Are apartments so hard to come by up there that one has to accept that kind of thing? That's bullshit to have to walk blocks in order to come & go from home. This is the first time I've heard of an apt owner not providing parking for their tenants. That's really fucked up.

[sally]

Well as long as you don't eat the lead paint and go full retard in the shower you should be fine. The parking does suck though.

[Clang McFly]

Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away.

WTF, Clang. Are apartments so hard to come by up there that one has to accept that kind of thing? That's bullshit to have to walk blocks in order to come & go from home. This is the first time I've heard of an apt owner not providing parking for their tenants. That's really fucked up.

Welcome to the lovely city of Albany. Its hi-rise that was built in the 1920's. It's city parking. I didn't want to pay the application fees for an apartment complex apartment. So I totally deserve what I got. On the upside, I'm allowed to have a cat. So if Trump ever legalizes feline/human marriage I'm all set.

[Clang McFly]

Well as long as you don't eat the lead paint and go full retard in the shower you should be fine. The parking does suck though.

Well they never did a study/report on it but the landlord says the only lead paint is probably around the windows. So I can always never open my window or rain lead death onto the street.

[Carsman]

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

You're going to have so much fun doing stuff like that once you get to enjoy the privacy of having your own home.

I hope so. If I don't slip and fall in the shower. I'm not allowed a suction cup bath mat and I have to use pre-approved cleaners when cleaning it. Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away. And i have to make sure i move my car  for street cleaning on thursdays between 10am and 2pm. also they mentioned the possibility of lead paint.

OK Clangster,

There are "press on" non slip "tape strips" that you put/press on the stepping area of the tub floor. (can be peeled off when you move)  They work, look for them in stores, or on line.

Hope you didn't sign a long lease. That sucky "parking" is going to be a PIA killer, especially when carrying shopping bags, dry cleaning, etc.. 
And then, having to go "move" your car on Thursdays (especially in the rain & snow) looking for another spot, maybe even further away.

And the  "maybe Lead Paint", fuck um, open the windows if you want, no will be eating the possible lead.

[sally]

I've never had those gross bath matts in my tub or shower and somehow managed to never fall and break my neck. Do you need one of those plastic shower chairs too that elderly people use?

[sally]

When I had my cleaning business and people would have those non slip things in the shower they were always disgusting underneath with pink moldy slime.

[Clang McFly]

I've never had those gross bath matts in my tub or shower and somehow managed to never fall and break my neck. Do you need one of those plastic shower chairs too that elderly people use?

Yeah I need a plastic shower chair so I can recreate that scene in Flashdance. What a feeling!

[Clang McFly]

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

You're going to have so much fun doing stuff like that once you get to enjoy the privacy of having your own home.

I hope so. If I don't slip and fall in the shower. I'm not allowed a suction cup bath mat and I have to use pre-approved cleaners when cleaning it. Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away. And i have to make sure i move my car  for street cleaning on thursdays between 10am and 2pm. also they mentioned the possibility of lead paint.

OK Clangster,

There are "press on" non slip "tape strips" that you put/press on the stepping area of the tub floor. (can be peeled off when you move)  They work, look for them in stores, or on line.

Hope you didn't sign a long lease. That sucky "parking" is going to be a PIA killer, especially when carrying shopping bags, dry cleaning, etc.. 
And then, having to go "move" your car on Thursdays (especially in the rain & snow) looking for another spot, maybe even further away.

And the  "maybe Lead Paint", fuck um, open the windows if you want, no will be eating the possible lead.

Not a long lease. Only a year. Time will tell if this is my year in Hell. On the upside it has a large walk in closet and lots of cabinet space. And I don't need to go outside for the laundry and trash.

[Duchess]

Sally, what is the name of the candle that you got at Bath and Body Works that you liked so much? They are having a big sale and I want to try it.

[sally]

I cant remember now, I think maybe it was called sparkling punch. My kids bought me a bunch of candles from there for christmas and they all smelled good. You cant go wrong with any of them.

[Duchess]

I used to be strictly Yankee Candle but I doubt I will ever spend another penny on them after have some from Bath and Body.

They are having a sale right now, $10 off the 3 wick ($14!) plus an extra 20% off. I didn't want to place an order until I heard from you. I'll see if they have the Sparkling Punch.