CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[sally]

His wife was all freaked out because it was a lot, like a whole lot. So I'm pretty sure she made him drain the whole pool. Now we're going to have to do their damn gutters for free since we feel kinda bad.

[BigMark]

I threw a gigantic tootsie roll in the riu sante fe pool.

[sally]

I wish someone would shit in your pool.

[BigMark]

i would fish out and bronze yours.

[rothschild]

His wife was all freaked out because it was a lot, like a whole lot. So I'm pretty sure she made him drain the whole pool. Now we're going to have to do their damn gutters for free since we feel kinda bad.

I guess she'd be REALLY freaked out if she knew there was fecal coliform in her drinking water.

[Duchess]

If someone shit in my pool I'd be a mad muthafucka. Gawd! *heaves*

[Duchess]

I have this old church pew I was given and I don't really have any place for it inside so I'd like to paint it black and use it outdoors, but I'm concerned I'll ruin it. I better wait until I can find another one, just in case I fuck it up beyond repair.

I've painted old metal chandeliers before and hung a couple in trees. I hung one in my pergola too. They look cool.

I love paint.

[BigMark]

You need 3 coats of marine spar varnish.

[Duchess]

Thank you! I googled it & then I checked Lowes and they carry it. Fun project!

[rothschild]

Thank you! I googled it & then I checked Lowes and they carry it. Fun project!

Mix it with Penetrol and it'll last forever. It's the only additive that actually does what it claims. Mix it with your finish paint and you don't need to bother with primer.

[Duchess]

Noted! Thanks.

[Duchess]

Alrighty. I just bought my paint from Heirloom Traditions. It's called Iron Gate. It will probably be a good ten days before it gets here and I've got some things I need to get accomplished before my plants arrive at the end of the week. I have to clean my fencing & I need to prep my window boxes and other containers so I can throw those puppies right in when they get here and then I can think about the pew.

Sally, what are you doing on your patio this year? What plants are you using?

[BigMark]

Yeah no kidding, talking about pew...

[sally]

I'm probably going to get those society garlic plants. They are hearty, grow pretty purple flowers and the dogs won't mess with them. It's hard with dogs that like to dig. I made a designated area on the side of the house for them to dig, but they still get into the pots. They don't mess with the mint or basil plants though and supposedly dogs don't like the garlic plants either.

[Duchess]

If you think your dogs might eat it, please don't plant it.

[Duchess]

I have a review. Heh.

I bought an outdoor cleaner called 30 Second Cleaner. I bought it based on it's reviews, not the name. I first bought the 2.5 gallon size and mixed it in a garden sprayer. While it worked, it was pretty fuckin' tedious so I went back and bought the size that one attaches to their garden hose and I used it on my vinyl fence and arbor. This shit is magic. It worked almost immediately. If you have a vinyl fence you know it will turn green from the weather and being in the shade if you don't stay on top of it. I didn't stay on top of it last year so it was a mess. It looks pristine now. It works on a variety of surfaces.

[Maggot]

I use the mold release stuff that you attach to the garden hose the North side of my house needs it every year. It's shady and never gets sun. I just spray it on and the next day its gone. Easy peasy. Takes me 20 min.

[Duchess]

Remember these, Sal? 




There's a new one & I'm in love.

[BigMark]

"The Buttplug"

[Maggot]

I'm not really sure what good that is, Maybe the Amazon guy could spin kick that thing.