CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[BigMark]

Confirmed by third parties, my anus is the devils volcano of molten death though.

[MirahM]

Which ones did you get? I got raspberry and whipped vanilla, frosted cranberry, spiced apple toddy and peppermint sugar cookie.

Cinnamon Clove Bud

Merry Cookie

Winter

Tree Farm

Back to candles. I bet these smell great!
I cannot burn candles here, so I will live vicariously through you two.

I always end up spending more than I intended when I go to that store.

[Maggot]

Confirmed by third parties, my anus is the devils volcano of molten death though.

There are 2 different kinds, wet/dry the difference is the smell and only a connoisseur can tell the difference. Although personal consumption can tell before any whiff of perfumer arousal has even affected an unwitting soul. Without even a whisper of aromatic inspiration a knowing perpetrator of aromatic arousal knows. It's fascinating. The smell doesn't even have to get to another's nasal cavities. 

This is why candles are so important.

[sally]

I can smell my candles, but I can't smell farts. I literally can't smell shit. I can't smell the dog or cat shit and I can't smell anything when my husband comes out of the bathroom and I know that damn well stinks. As bizarre as that is, I dont miss it one bit.

[Duchess]

This stuff is great & smells divine. 

[sally]

I'll look for it. I'm sick of the current shampoo and conditioner I'm using, I always switch them up.

[Duchess]

This is very good too, Sal. Like me, I know you struggle with the frizz because of all the humidity we have. This is an awesome smoother and it does what it's supposed to do. I run it through my hair when it's still wet from the shower and then just let it dry naturally, I never use a dryer on my length.

[sally]

Jayne could benefit from that too. She has long, curly, frizzy blonde hair. And that kid doesn't like to brush it so I end up standing there for 15 minutes getting all the knots out.

[Duchess]

I haven't used a hairbrush on my hair in probably 25 years. I use my fingers to get the tangles out and a wide tooth comb when it's wet after a shower.

[sally]

I was at the mall today and got the Iced Lemon pound cake candle from bbw. It smells delicious. I think.

[Duchess]

How do you like it? I've only ever had their Limoncello and the smell of lemons was juuuust right.

I went to double check my spelling on that and discovered it's been retired. Hmmph.

[sally]

I think it smells good enough to eat, like a lemon cupcake. My husband said it smells like shit, but he's a real douche.

[Duchess]

This laundry room AND it's my 2 favorite colors.  

[Maggot]

I wiped out all the vegetation around my pool last weekend and will be re-doing it in the next few weeks. I think plastic down then crushed 3/4" stone with 5 gallon pots will be in my future.

[Duchess]

I wiped out all the vegetation around my pool 

Did you dig it out? It's a lot of work. I tried getting rid of that dreadful English Ivy and ended up killing my lilac. Sumbitch.

[Maggot]

I wiped out all the vegetation around my pool 

Did you dig it out? It's a lot of work. I tried getting rid of that dreadful English Ivy and ended up killing my lilac. Sumbitch.

Yes, it took all day and that was with a helper.

[Duchess]

I know the effort it takes to accomplish something like that. Good job!

[BigMark]

we left the house for three weeks with nobody there, we will see.

[Duchess]

Do you have a neighbor who knows you're out of the country for awhile? Good neighbors will have your back.

[BigMark]

Yes, we have great neighbors when they aren't trying to make my house a drive through.