CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[MirahM]

Are you talking about something else I could be shaving?! FFS MARK!

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

Someone repurposed this old china cabinet and I think it's pretty fuckin' cool. It's so clever.

Ignore everything to the left, I just like what they did with the top & bottom of the china cabinet.

[MirahM]

I know you probably don't like that color, but I love it, but not that much of it. I like those muted, farmhouse style colors. (probably not the right word)

My relatives used to have an old desk that was 2 parts and they separated it and did something similar, it was beautiful. I love old wooden furniture!

Those glass shelves scare me! I can hear the sound now of just setting one of those bowls on it.

[BigMark]

We couldn't give ours away, what a pain.

[Duchess]

I know you probably don't like that color, but I love it, but not that much of it. I like those muted, farmhouse style colors. (probably not the right word)

My relatives used to have an old desk that was 2 parts and they separated it and did something similar, it was beautiful. I love old wooden furniture!

Those glass shelves scare me! I can hear the sound now of just setting one of those bowls on it.

I'm not crazy about color, but I really do love what they did with that piece of furniture and I could tolerate it. 

Screaming, bold colors feels like an assault on my brain.   I know that sounds nuts. It feels similar to being around a mess, I can't think.

[Duchess]

So I see her wearing a pretty summer dress and I ask where she got it, Abercrombie & Fitch she replied. I go to their website and every model there looks like she just was freed from spending years in a concentration camp.

[BigMark]

They poop pellets.

[MirahM]

The dresses are cute!

I had to go check out Ralph Lauren. Those bitches are skinnier. They have some cute country looking dresses.

[Duchess]

When the hell did it become fashionable for one's lipliner to be seen rather than blended in? It looks stupid. My first thought upon seeing it is omg didn't you look in the mirror before leaving home. It is a dumb look and I would tell a friend in a nano second.

[BlueTiki]

When the hell did it become fashionable for one's lipliner to be seen rather than blended in? It looks stupid. My first thought upon seeing it is omg didn't you look in the mirror before leaving home. It is a dumb look and I would tell a friend in a nano second.

My guess . . . when it became a "thing" in a Tik Tok video.

[Duchess]

Ahhhh. I see. I'm so uncool, Tiki. 

[BlueTiki]

Ahhhh. I see. I'm so uncool, Tiki. 

Looks like we're in the same boat.

[Duchess]

For anyone who is interested--

Bath & Body Works sent me an email promoting candle BOGO and 25% off with code DISCOUNT. It ends up being little more than $10 a candle. That's an excellent price. Go buy some candles, kids.

Their Fall & Winter scents are out now and they are the only ones worth buying in my opinion.  

[BigMark]

Candles are bad for you, do they have monosodium and teflon scent?

[Duchess]

No. Merry Cookie & Winter.   

[sally]

I’m not allowed to use them anymore because my husband claims they’re killing him and I just don’t want to hear it.

[rothschild]

I have some homemade goop candles I'll be happy to sell to you fine ladies.

[MirahM]

Duchess, you are the only one that can enjoy them I guess. Too much of a fire hazard for me. Maybe I will burn incense this winter.

[Clang McFly]

Duchess, you are the only one that can enjoy them I guess. Too much of a fire hazard for me. Maybe I will burn incense this winter.

Too much of a fire hazard for me also. I guess I'll just have to settle for dying happy, killed by the smell of my own farts.