WAVE TO THE BITCHFLAKES

[HairOfTheDog]

Only a tard would attempt to register by proxy every. fucking. day. Tard.

For some reason, this is really funny to me.

This isn't a pathetic PI troll site where member registration info is unguarded.

If this lurker wants in so badly, why doesn't he/she just register without a proxy, like everyone else?

Super secret internet message board spy mission whose headquarters could be traced by IP? As if Admin here gives a single shit.

Or, maybe it's someone whose been banned and won't stop until he/she penetrates the wall! Ah, sweet revenge!

[Duchess]

If this lurker wants in so badly, why doesn't he/she just register without a proxy, like everyone else?

On average we get about a dozen people a day who attempt to register by proxy & then there are those who register and leave or those who register and then email me wanting to know why they are banned when they never posted a word. They aren't even smart enough to realize they are in Purgatory with a sticky thread that reads, NEWBIES, READ THIS FIRST, you can't miss it and it tells them what they need to do, all I ask is that they start an intro thread and if they are legit I move them immediately into the newbie forum where y'all can have your way with them, one out of maybe every ten people comprehend that. I do try not to mock their stupidity, I don't want to run them off but really I don't think we want anyone who can't understand a very simple concept.

[Midwest Spy]

You're a gracious hostess and yes, there are more idiots than not cruising cyberspace.

[HairOfTheDog]

I know you welcome everyone who's legit, Duchess, without catering to morons.

It's the ones who keep trying to get in the same way and being denied access over and over that crack me up.

I imagine a lot of head-shaking and eye-rolling on your part. Same shit, different day.

[Duchess]

I know you welcome everyone who's legit, Duchess, without catering to morons.

It's the ones who keep trying to get in the same way and being denied access over and over that crack me up.

I imagine a lot of head-shaking and eye-rolling on your part. Same shit, different day.

Oh yeah, much snickering going on. I tend to compare nOObs to all of you too, I probably shouldn't do that but y'all have set the standard for what I think is acceptable.

[Jimbone]

The screening process involved here should be put into practice for voting. Look at how it weeds out the bottom feeders (for the most part).

We'd be much better off. Really.

[Duchess]

The screening process involved here should be put into practice for voting.

Wouldn't that be awesome! I'd be agreeable to something like that, I think it would be a huge improvement.

[Jimbone]

It'd probably be better if only landowners could vote actually, as long as we are screwing with things

[Duchess]

Define screwing.

[Jimbone]

You're tempting me, aren't you

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

Well Well Well

You do know that lurking can constitute eavesdropping, right?

Being nosy is a character flaw.