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TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY
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#41
10-08-2012, 01:23 PM
(10-08-2012, 01:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-08-2012, 01:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Naked Pix of you


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10-08-2012, 01:34 PM
Funny, I was going wish for a morbidly obese women dead on a smelly couch.
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10-08-2012, 01:42 PM
(10-08-2012, 01:34 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Funny, I was going wish for a morbidly obese women dead on a smelly couch.


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10-08-2012, 02:06 PM
(10-08-2012, 12:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-08-2012, 12:10 PM)Carsman Wrote: I wish I was rich movie star!


Don't laugh...you were almost Danny Devito.

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#45
10-08-2012, 02:06 PM
Here............YOU put the stupid lawnmower back together!!36
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#46
10-08-2012, 02:13 PM
(10-08-2012, 02:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Here............YOU put the stupid lawnmower back together!!36


That is so timely! The batwing mower is being worked on right now & as soon as that's done I'll make sure yours is next in line. Ta Da!
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#47
10-08-2012, 03:18 PM
I want a 6 bedroom, Mediterranean style beach house please. With a pool and a pool house with a mermaid fountain. Thanks!!
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10-08-2012, 03:22 PM
(10-08-2012, 03:18 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I want a 6 bedroom, Mediterranean style beach house please. With a pool and a pool house with a mermaid fountain. Thanks!!

And I want to be her house guest.
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10-08-2012, 06:15 PM
(10-08-2012, 11:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-08-2012, 09:09 AM)ESAD Wrote: Suck my dick.


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Real Talk... I will PM you my portfolio if it will help?

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10-08-2012, 06:23 PM
(10-08-2012, 06:15 PM)ESAD Wrote: OTHERWISE FUCK YOUR WISHES GRANTED THREAD IT :BS:


Aww c'mere. Settle down. I'd buy you a drink & share my weed with you, you're my friend.

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#51
10-08-2012, 06:35 PM
Fuck my wish, huh? Genies these days...fuck 'em











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10-08-2012, 06:48 PM
(10-08-2012, 12:34 PM)JsMom Wrote: I wish for warm weather. 17

(10-08-2012, 06:35 PM)JsMom Wrote: Fuck my wish, huh? Genies these days...fuck 'em


Okay here, here's your warm weather. It's October, you should be delighted to feel a chill in the air, the smell of burning leaves, football and pumpkins. Thanksgiving is next month & then Ho Ho Ho but you want 80 degree days. I hope your hair wilts & your mascara melts off your face.

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10-08-2012, 06:55 PM
hah I didn't say hot weather...I said warm. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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10-08-2012, 06:57 PM


That forecast is perfect as long as it doesn't include any humidity.
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#55
10-08-2012, 06:59 PM
Yah we can definately do without the humidity.
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#56
10-08-2012, 07:53 PM
I wish for an orange strapless, short dress to wear in my brothers wedding that doesn't make me look like an oompa loompa.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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10-08-2012, 07:59 PM
(10-08-2012, 06:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-08-2012, 06:15 PM)ESAD Wrote: OTHERWISE FUCK YOUR WISHES GRANTED THREAD IT :BS:


Aww c'mere. Settle down. I'd buy you a drink & share my weed with you, you're my friend.

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#58
10-08-2012, 09:38 PM
(10-08-2012, 07:53 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I wish for an orange strapless, short dress to wear in my brothers wedding that doesn't make me look like an oompa loompa.

Ok, you just added a forth wish from Clang.
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10-08-2012, 10:01 PM
(10-08-2012, 09:38 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(10-08-2012, 07:53 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I wish for an orange strapless, short dress to wear in my brothers wedding that doesn't make me look like an oompa loompa.

Ok, you just added a forth wish from Clang.

hah

I'd never wear orange, not even on halloween.
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10-08-2012, 10:47 PM
They're hippies and want the bridesmaids each in a color of the rainbow. I was lucky enough to get orange. Like Kool-Aid orange. It has to be short and strapless. I also need shoes to match. I yi yi.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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