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TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY
#61
(10-08-2012, 10:47 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: They're hippies and want the bridesmaids each in a color of the rainbow. I was lucky enough to get orange. Like Kool-Aid orange. It has to be short and strapless. I also need shoes to match. I yi yi.

It's almost Halloween. Just look for a pumpkin costume.
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#62
(10-08-2012, 10:47 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: It has to be short and strapless.


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#63
(10-08-2012, 07:59 PM)ESAD Wrote: make me dinner


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#64
I did say OR ORDER BECAUSE WE HAD A I COOK YOIU CLEAN PACT FFS JGGKUYGKNUYF
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#65


Jeezus, ESAD, take a chill pill & stop peeing in my cornflakes.
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#66
Not until you order me food and suck my cock.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#67


I'm sorry, honey but I have a miserable cold & wouldn't be able to breathe through my nose however I will pick up the phone & order you some takeout. Is Italian okay?
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#68
Duchess I have a bad cold as well. I would like some soup please.

Do you watch the Big Bang Theory? Are you a Sheldon when you are sick?
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#69


I don't really watch television, outside of football I don't think I watch an hours worth a week. I'm familiar with the name of that show but not the show itself. I'm not a dramatic, complaining sick person, I just want to be left alone in my misery.
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#70
Oh! I like that! She doesn't. No adornment or patterns or designs allowed. Boo.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#71
(10-09-2012, 08:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm sorry, honey but I have a miserable cold & wouldn't be able to breathe through my nose however I will pick up the phone & order you some takeout. Is Italian okay?

Beat_deadhorse
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#72


I'm still granting wishes however I've added a caveat -

...none that entail the exchange of body fluids.
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#73
You never granted my wish. 111
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#74
(10-15-2012, 08:19 AM)krystalshores Wrote: You never granted my wish. 111


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#75
It beautiful. Thank you. You may come over anytime you like.
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#76
I wish I could just snap my fingers and my kitchen would be clean. What a fucking mess.
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#77
(11-22-2012, 08:07 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I could just snap my fingers and my kitchen would be clean. What a fucking mess.

I'm so glad we used plastic silverware and paper cups for Thanksgiving. Easy/very little mess to clean up. It actually took longer to clean the kitchen before the guests arrived than after.
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#78
(11-22-2012, 11:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-22-2012, 08:07 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I could just snap my fingers and my kitchen would be clean. What a fucking mess.

I'm so glad we used plastic silverware and paper cups for Thanksgiving. Easy/very little mess to clean up. It actually took longer to clean the kitchen before the guests arrived than after.

I don't know Clang. I'm not going to call you names, but plastic 'silverware' and paper cups seems really lame.

Hope it was a nice time, however.
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#79
(11-22-2012, 11:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(11-22-2012, 11:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-22-2012, 08:07 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I could just snap my fingers and my kitchen would be clean. What a fucking mess.

I'm so glad we used plastic silverware and paper cups for Thanksgiving. Easy/very little mess to clean up. It actually took longer to clean the kitchen before the guests arrived than after.

I don't know Clang. I'm not going to call you names, but plastic 'silverware' and paper cups seems really lame.

Hope it was a nice time, however.

It was a nice time. The lame silverware was not my idea though. My brother and his wife made the whole Thanksgiving feast and brought the lame silverware, plates and cups along with him. Sure we could have used my mom's fancy china but spending time with the family was more important than the food or what it was served on.
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Every home should have two dishwashers. I know of what I speak. *nods*
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