FOOD PORN

[Maggot]

I went to Lavalees in Hooksett and they had 4 tomatoes fo 4 bucks.Any size, Sucks to be you.    I can mail you some. I would do that for my favorite person.

[sally]

I got cheap tomatoes coming out of my ears. They are so yummy you can eat them like an apple.

[MirahM]

I love tomato fresh off the vine. OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED!

[BigMark]

The tomatoes here suck rancid bum ass.

[sally]

You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!

[MirahM]

Well thats something.

[sally]

It is. A typical breakfast there is sliced tomatoes, peppers and some kind of cured sausage and cheese on bread and sold to the local grocer that some old lady made at her house.

[BigMark]

In her bathtub with bunion encrusted feet.

[crash]

You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!

Only good thing? Not that many years ago you were here defending how big his dick was and how you could only come when you were on top, riding it...jfc...short memories

[MirahM]

You need to visit the "Ask Sally" thread Crash.

Things Have Changed!!!

[Duchess]

You ain't kiddin'.

[sally]

You won't taste a tomato until you taste a hungarian tomato. Something about the soil and climate there produces the best tomatoes and banana peppers you'll ever taste. It's the only good thing I can say about my husband. Hungarian tomatoes!

Only good thing? Not that many years ago you were here defending how big his dick was and how you could only come when you were on top, riding it...jfc...short memories

I never said his dick was huge, it's just average. It's not small, but it's no porn  star material. And wtf does this have to do with tomatoes?

[crash]

You need to visit the "Ask Sally" thread Crash.

Things Have Changed!!!

I don’t ‘need to’ do anything...


However, I have been an unfortunate witness to the thread you refer. Sad indeed. Sadder to see Sal take such an unexpected and unfortunate fall from grave..?

[Maggot]

I never said his dick was huge, it's just average. It's not small, but it's no porn  star material. And wtf does this have to do with tomatoes?

You have to understand the male thought pattern all males think about sex every 10 seconds, it's what they do but not me I'm not like the rest of them.






































I think about it every 5 seconds.

[Duchess]

So...what do you think about it?

Do men mind when women take the initiative?

Is there something you'd like to do that you've never done? Or someone? Heh.

Morning sex or nighttime sex? It probably doesn't matter to men.

[BigMark]

All you have to do is flash your underwear and we get boners.

[Clang McFly]

All you have to do is flash your underwear and we get boners.

So true. I also get boners from wearing women's underwear.

[Clang McFly]

So...what do you think about it?

Do men mind when women take the initiative?

Is there something you'd like to do that you've never done? Or someone? Heh.

Morning sex or nighttime sex? It probably doesn't matter to men.

I'd prefer if women would take the initiative. I'm an indecisive, poor decision making asshole.

Afternoon Delight.

[BigMark]

You're a walking advertisement for spermicide.

[Maggot]

Right now I wish I knew about the joys of spermicide many years ago.