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When I get to work I usually walk around making sure shit got out and everything is cool. Today I'm out walking around and a few guys were already there working, one guy walks in and starts singing "who gets the cheese, who found the cheese' he then points at one of the other guys and says "THE RAT ATE THE CHEESE!!!!""
They start yelling at each other almost going to fist a cuffs. I tell them "go out back and fight but let me know if you do so I can sell tickets"
I guess one guys wife told another guys wife something he should not have. They are now out there giving each other the hairy eyeball and not talking. Oh yeah its gonna be a fun day.
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Have a lovely day.
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Man drama.
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(10-12-2012, 09:22 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Man drama.
No shit! almost as bad as in here with the women.
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(10-12-2012, 09:27 AM)Maggot Wrote: (10-12-2012, 09:22 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Man drama.
No shit! almost as bad as in here with the women.
Seriously.
Do you need a hug my little Maggottboo??
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I think a piece of pumpkin pie with a dollup of whipped cream would work just as well right now.
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Fine.
Here's your damn pie. No whip cream for you.
Rejecting my offer of a hug. I am deeply wounded.
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I know, you have quite the gash there. Would a kiss make it better?
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Hmmm maybe..what else you got?
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He has a kickass hotrod that I'd like to get high & cruise the back roads in.
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(10-12-2012, 11:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:
He has a kickass hotrod that I'd like to get high & cruise the back roads in.
Ok that sounds good. But you have to come too.
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You can both come if you want.
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Hmm for some reason I have the feeling Maggot's statement has a double meaning......
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Did I spell it wrong?
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You can almost cut the tension with a knife. Neither one will talk about it, and all I said was they need to whack each other with their pocketbooks and get it over with.
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Well...did they come to blows? Are these guys friends outside of work?
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no blood yet. Maybe they kissed and made up.
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(10-12-2012, 10:30 AM)Maggot Wrote: I know, you have quite the gash there. Would a kiss make it better?
LOL
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