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BATTLE OF THE WITS
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Duke it out. Right here, right now.
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#2
Why do Kamikze Pilots wear helmets?
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#3


To keep their head & ears warm.
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Why do we sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
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#5


In case the condemned receives a stay of execution at the last minute.
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#6
/backs out of thread
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#7
Those are very good answers to questions I have always wanted answers. hah

Why do we DRIVE on parkways and PARK on driveways?
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#8
Why do people say Jesus H. Christ! what does the H stand for anyway?
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#9
Little known fact:

Women are actually hornier than men.
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#10


Parkways were named in the 50's when they were put through parks as part of a scenic drive.
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^Admit it, you've found a website with these answers, haven't you? Smiley_emoticons_razz
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#12
Haha, I was going to say Siri, but Duchess has a Blackberry
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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(10-15-2012, 09:00 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why do people say Jesus H. Christ! what does the H stand for anyway?

Henry. Thought everyone knew that.
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#14
LOL, now I am curious - could anyone pls check if SIRI would actually know the answers?
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#15
If you have 24 odds & ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left..an odd or an end?


What is a kit and kaboodle? Can you buy a kaboodle kit?
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(10-15-2012, 10:47 AM)QueenBee Wrote: What is a kit and kaboodle? Can you buy a kaboodle kit?

Kit and kaboodle (caboodle) more or less mean the same thing. When saying the whole kit and kaboodle it loosely translates to mean everything and more.

Or there are these too: [Image: 400Kaboodles04.jpg]
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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#17
Nope.

Just went back and checked. Title of this thread is not 'Battle of the Half-Wits'.

Ramsey, you should not be participating here.
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#18
(10-15-2012, 01:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nope.

Just went back and checked. Title of this thread is not 'Battle of the Half-Wits'.

Ramsey, you should not be participating here.

Asshat
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(10-15-2012, 01:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nope.

Just went back and checked. Title of this thread is not 'Battle of the Half-Wits'.

Ramsey, you should not be participating here.

hah
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(10-15-2012, 10:35 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: ^Admit it, you've found a website with these answers, haven't you? Smiley_emoticons_razz


Awink
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