Mock › Personal Member Bullshit › Some Honest Therapy v
WHERE DO THE SOCKS GO?

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 3 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
WHERE DO THE SOCKS GO?
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#1
11-05-2012, 11:17 AM
I know this is a soup chickeny topic but I am annoyed. We all take off two socks and put them in the hamper. I put two socks in the washer and the dryer. Why is it that I am always missing socks when I go to fold the laundry? Where are the fucking socks going?? I have to run to Target at lunch and buy socks for all of us. Again. It's really pissing me off.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#2
11-05-2012, 11:51 AM
Either no one cares or no one knows where the socks are. I am going with the latter.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Moderator
*****
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#3
11-05-2012, 11:54 AM
My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#4
11-05-2012, 11:56 AM


39
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
username Offline
Mod Lite
**
Posts: 16,884
Threads: 188
Joined: Dec 2009
#5
11-05-2012, 12:12 PM
(11-05-2012, 11:54 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Moderator
*****
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#6
11-05-2012, 12:21 PM
(11-05-2012, 12:12 PM)username Wrote:
(11-05-2012, 11:54 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: My understanding is that the Socks are all over at TK and/or trapped in Mock's purgatory.

^^ What he said.

hah I'm going to work now. THEN, I will be continuing to develop my loooong list of issues demanding your immediate attention, fellar.
Reply
FAHQTOO Away
Crusty Crab Bitch
**
Posts: 5,364
Threads: 46
Joined: Feb 2009
#7
11-05-2012, 12:27 PM
Yeah, that's a big CLUCK, CLUCK...just like all of your boring posts. I think if you had your way, you would turn this place into a mommy board. Think of another boring thread, nobody gives a shit where the other sock goes. Go buy more, like a normal person.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#8
11-05-2012, 12:30 PM


When I first saw the title to this thread I didn't even consider it was in regards to what we put on our feet, I thought it was going to be about what people use to hide their persona online.

Let's hijack her thread.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#9
11-05-2012, 12:35 PM
Kiss my ass F2. When was the last time you started a thread? If you have some weighty issues on your mind you want to discuss here at Mock, feel free to start a discussion. This morning I was pissed because I couldn't find some damn socks. Sorry if that is too mundane for you.

Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#10
11-05-2012, 12:37 PM


I like it when you start threads, Ramsey. Smiley_emoticons_wink
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Sphincter Cop Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 1,273
Threads: 131
Joined: Oct 2011
#11
11-05-2012, 12:38 PM
Is it odd that missing socks made me think of masturabtion ?

[Image: alison-brie-masturbation-eccbc87e4b.gif]


I found this on ASK YAHOO or whatever the fuck it is. Very interesting.

Is sock masturbation normal?

I masturbate using a sock. I did it about 30 times. I used my dad's socks. I am 13. I sometimes tie the sock around my penis and go up and down. My penis size is about 2 inches. Sometimes the socks don't fit, so i use short ones. Is it normal? Have you ever done it? I just can't help it. I used to have a foot fetish, but it feels good. My dad has hanes, short socks, long white gold toe socks, and long white socks. My socks are always too clean, so i don't use them. I use dirty ones because my dad wears them for a week.

Then there is this fucking freak...jesus christ! I just died laughing!




But honestly, I don't know why your socks are missing.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#12
11-05-2012, 12:44 PM


I watched the video. Who knew.

Hey Ramsey, do you still question where the socks went? 113
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#13
11-05-2012, 12:46 PM
(11-05-2012, 12:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I watched the video. Who knew.

Hey Ramsey, do you still question where the socks went? 113

Gawdammit. You know I have two boys don't you? Jesus Fucking Christ.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#14
11-05-2012, 12:47 PM


I lol'ed.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
JsMom Away
Mockstress
**
Posts: 5,286
Threads: 35
Joined: Feb 2011
#15
11-05-2012, 12:53 PM
hah You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams. Smiley_emoticons_razz
Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#16
11-05-2012, 01:07 PM
(11-05-2012, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: hah You just had to ask about the socks didn't you Rams. Smiley_emoticons_razz

I know right? Stupid socks.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
Clang McFly Offline
Patient Zero of the WOOFVID Pandemic
**
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
#17
11-05-2012, 04:30 PM
(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#18
11-05-2012, 04:59 PM
(11-05-2012, 04:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.

wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,248
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#19
11-05-2012, 05:44 PM
Besides for your kids cumming in them, you might want to check behind the washer and dryer every once in a while, asshole.
Reply
Clang McFly Offline
Patient Zero of the WOOFVID Pandemic
**
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
#20
11-05-2012, 06:38 PM
(11-05-2012, 04:59 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(11-05-2012, 04:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-05-2012, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Clang, please ask your friends over their at TK if I can have my damn socks back. Fuckers.

Fuck you, ramsey do your own dirty work. And learn how to do laundry.

I bet the missing socks are stuck to the back of shirts, pants and dresses. Static cling, google it bitch. And then buy some dryer sheets.



wow someone's in a mood. I use Downey not cheap ass dryers sheets. And if you could read you would see that someone else said that TK had the socks.

Yeah I read that TK had the socks. So what? Lazy laundry bitch.

:p(don't chop my arms off. I'm not in mood, except a mocking mood)
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

Reply