THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL

[Duchess]

She's gonna suck the devil right outta the ESAD.

Picture that!

[HairOfTheDog]

She's gonna suck the devil right outta the ESAD.

Picture that!

Oh, I did. Mental right-click-save completed.

My friend aussie is probably gonna kick my ass, but the mental image of her exorcising the demons from a writhing ESAD is totally worth it.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hate that shit. Edit: unless you meant it as in goofy cowboy talk; then it's all good.

^^^^^This^^^^^

If you're going to go all cowgirl, cowboy hat, cowboy boots... I'm going to play along and throw some jargon around

Get the lasso and saddle ready and we're back in business, Buck.

[aussiefriend]

aussiefriend is the most qualified to conduct the exorcism.

With all the flirting and blushing you have been doing, I would think that YOU are the prime candidate for a good exorcism. Everybody stand back........

SPIRIT OF LUST......get ye out!

[Duchess]

[HairOfTheDog]

aussiefriend is the most qualified to conduct the exorcism.

With all the flirting and blushing you have been doing, I would think that YOU are the prime candidate for a good exorcism. Everybody stand back........

SPIRIT OF LUST......get ye out!

Hey!

Yeah, you're right.

But you'd be hard-pressed to drive the spirit of lust outta my sinful soul. Turning ESAD into an innocent and pure chap will be easier for you.

How's school going, btw?

[aussiefriend]

I'm on hols. Which means, I am fully back at work. I have finished for this year. Start again, February. Thanks for asking.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm on hols. Which means, I am fully back at work. I have finished for this year. Start again, February. Thanks for asking.

Oh cool, congratulations on achieving another milestone.

Here's to hols (and being fully back to work, since you like your job)...

[Jimbone]

Get the lasso and saddle ready and we're back in business, Buck.

Yee Haw!

[aussiefriend]

Being a serial student means having a life of degradation and humiliation. To be honest, it's the degradation that attracted me to the academic path in the first place.

[HairOfTheDog]

To be honest, it's the degradation that attracted me to the academic path in the first place.

[Midwest Spy]

HotD, please confess (if you're willing).

How do you feel about the following:

Spanking, hair-pulling and gentle choking?

[HairOfTheDog]

HotD, please confess (if you're willing).

How do you feel about the following:

Spanking, hair-pulling and gentle choking?

I must confess that the thought of choking you gets me a little hot, but the gentle part is out of the question.

If your final wish is to have your hair pulled and be spanked during the ashpyxiation process, I'd grant you that. I'm not completely heartless.




Do you feel degraded?


Confess, isn't the degradation what atrracted you to this place in the first place?
(totally stealing my friend aussie's material here...)

[Eat Shit And Die]

aussiefriend is the most qualified to conduct the exorcism.

With all the flirting and blushing you have been doing, I would think that YOU are the prime candidate for a good exorcism. Everybody stand back........

SPIRIT OF LUST......get ye out!

Hey!

Yeah, you're right.

But you'd be hard-pressed to drive the spirit of lust outta my sinful soul. Turning ESAD into an innocent and pure chap will be easier for you.

The chances of that happening are anorexic at best, pretty fucking slim.

[HairOfTheDog]

aussiefriend is the most qualified to conduct the exorcism.

With all the flirting and blushing you have been doing, I would think that YOU are the prime candidate for a good exorcism. Everybody stand back........

SPIRIT OF LUST......get ye out!

Hey!

Yeah, you're right.

But you'd be hard-pressed to drive the spirit of lust outta my sinful soul. Turning ESAD into an innocent and pure chap will be easier for you.

The chances of that happening are anorexic at best, pretty fucking slim.

Agreed. The chances of turning you into an innocent and pure chap are only slight less anorexic than the chances of exorcising me of my lustful spirit. Which is pretty fuckin' slim, on both counts...

But it would be rude of us not to at least let aussie try.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

[HairOfTheDog]

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

I'd prefer you didn't because I really like her funky brain the way it is; she's fun. But, she can certainly handle herself.

Ok by me if you wanna try to exorcise my head with a ball bat; dashing and ducking is good exercise...

[Eat Shit And Die]

i love foreplay.

[HairOfTheDog]

i love foreplay.

Quite

(I'm jackin' everyone's material today, I confess.)

[Eat Shit And Die]

your about as original as michael jackson was an albino.