Who's The Rat?

[Momster]

I'm making eggs and bacon for breakfast... wanna come oveR?

[LuMPyPussy]

Yes please. Scrambled is fine.

[D]

I enjoy eggs in a variety of ways. I make an excellent omlette. Mmmm, damn you. Now I'm hungry for it. And I'm unable to make them atm since my pans are packed for moving. Fuck you.

[Maggot]

I think everyone must be getting stoned ......lotsa food talk going on, pizza, dumplings, eggs, Lobster............It will probably end with someone eating a cat.

[LuMPyPussy]

Egg salad sammiches with a whole shitload of mayo. *sigh*

[sally]

I like fried eggs, grits, bacon, sausage, homefries,hashbrowns,toast, pancakes, and a strong bloody mary when I have a hangover.

[Maggot]

When people say grits I always think of that black guy on the box of "cream of wheat" cereal. That and the time I got suckered into selling some lame-assed newspaper as a kid. I never got my butafeukin bike!::wait::

[D]

I think everyone must be getting stoned ......lotsa food talk going on, pizza, dumplings, eggs, Lobster............It will probably end with someone eating a cat.

So long as its ramsey"cat". Preferably roasted alive. Or even eaten alive. Think we have any cannibals on this forum? If so they should head her way. Otherwise, only her boytoy could even remotely think shes a good eat.

[SyberBitch]

I think everyone must be getting stoned ......lotsa food talk going on, pizza, dumplings, eggs, Lobster............It will probably end with someone eating a cat.

So long as its ramsey"cat". Preferably roasted alive. Or even eaten alive. Think we have any cannibals on this forum? If so they should head her way. Otherwise, only her boytoy could even remotely think shes a good eat.

The only way anyone would eat Ramsey is roasted on a spit. She probably thinks cunnilingus is some kind of pasta dish.

[Maggot]

I think everyone must be getting stoned ......lotsa food talk going on, pizza, dumplings, eggs, Lobster............It will probably end with someone eating a cat.

So long as its ramsey"cat". Preferably roasted alive. Or even eaten alive. Think we have any cannibals on this forum? If so they should head her way. Otherwise, only her boytoy could even remotely think shes a good eat.

The only way anyone would eat Ramsey is roasted on a spit. She probably thinks cunnilingus is some kind of pasta dish.

::lmao::I was watching Reno 911 the other day and they were in some Chinese joint eating scallops and the short haired chick ate some and kept pushing her hand in the other ones face saying "smells like vag......smells like vag" I was crackin up.::lmao::It reminded me of this place for some un-Godly reason.

[SyberBitch]

::lmao::I was watching Reno 911 the other day and they were in some Chinese joint eating scallops and the short haired chick ate some and kept pushing her hand in the other ones face saying "smells like vag......smells like vag" I was crackin up.::lmao::It reminded me of this place for some un-Godly reason.

Ok... so eating scallops makes your hand smell like vag?? ::blink::

a) weren't they using silverwear? If so, it wasn't the scallops (ew)
b) why would 'vag' be the first thing they think of when they smell something fishy? Not all vjs smell like fish.

[sally]

::lmao::I was watching Reno 911 the other day and they were in some Chinese joint eating scallops and the short haired chick ate some and kept pushing her hand in the other ones face saying "smells like vag......smells like vag" I was crackin up.::lmao::It reminded me of this place for some un-Godly reason.

That show is hilarious sometimes. Did you see the one where the black chick was trying to teach the short haired chick how to say "nigga" the right way, so she walked in the office and asked "which one of you niggas ate the last dougnut" ::lmao::I guess you wouldof hadto see it lol.

[SyberBitch]

I've never seen the show ::dunno::

[Lady Cop]

i LOVED Reno 911 ...i have the feature-length movie if you want it Maggot.

Lt. Dangle cracked me up ::lmao::. but they were all great.

[sally]

I've never seen the show ::dunno::

The show is kinda stupid, but when it's funny, it's funny. The movie was hilarious IMO, I had tears coming out of my eyes in some parts of it.

[Lady Cop]

RENO 911! Official Site - Follow the adventures of Jim Dangle and ...
Welcome to the Reno Sheriff's Department homepage

:cool:

[Maggot]

I can take an hour or so of it every 2 months or not. If I had to watch it all day I would maybe poke my own eyes out though. And stuff my mouth with a dirty sock.

[FLST Softtail]

"smells like vag......smells like vag"

ok if your slut ass smells like that you have a major pussy problem!
Take your stank ASS TO THE DR!!!!
YOU would be beyond Massengil or Summers EVE BITCH!
Of course pool ballz n cues and perhaps sticks and chalk to mark a spot wouldn't be on your saggy nasty tit ass..looks like shes had a few yard apes swinging off them...Id suggest a plastic surgeon.I.rather be a training bra size than have nasty ass tits like hers.
That shit was enufff to make ANYONE puke ..UNLESS of course you were REALLY desperate and had some spare change or or a cig to spare for a bj...I will asume the ball shaving is mandantory

[DPD Chick]

that show is hilarious!

[Cynical Ninja]

homefries.

You mean "French fries".

The French?, France?, the nation without whoms help you would never have won the war of independence?