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#21
12-21-2012, 01:06 PM
Cracker scolding someone on being inappropriate is the joke.
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12-21-2012, 01:15 PM
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#23
12-21-2012, 08:13 PM


How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.
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#24
12-21-2012, 11:33 PM
(12-21-2012, 01:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker scolding someone on being inappropriate is the joke.

I would STFU if I were someone who discussed buying boots and where they were going to have dinner in a thread dedicated to someone who was horribly ill. You shouldn't say any.fucking.thing to me EVER, you piece of shit.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-22-2012, 03:47 AM
(12-21-2012, 12:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: mistletoemishap.jpg]

That's funny. My dog is constantly licking the asses of my two cats. Sometimes he gets swatted with a paw, and sometimes they seems to enjoy it. Females...they're so moody.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#26
12-22-2012, 08:14 AM
That's a male cat in that cartoon, Kid.

My mom's cats spar with each all day long and then love on each other at night.
"Pussies......they're so fickle"?

But her dogs just watch in amusement and co-exist peacefully with them and each other.

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"Fighting like cats and dogs" literally equates to "tranquil" in her house.

But, I understand that's not always the case.

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These pics aren't my family's pets, just cute pics clipped from the internet.
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12-22-2012, 02:11 PM
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#28
12-22-2012, 08:08 PM
hah I like it!

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#29
12-23-2012, 01:05 AM
Happy Festivus!

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#30
12-23-2012, 02:30 AM
This year for Christmas I was given a 'soft on' by someone. Thank you fucking very much! Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#31
12-23-2012, 11:58 AM
^^^ Dang, I had to look that up in Duchess's dictionary. That was a new one for me. Never been there.
You really need to stop obsessing over Susan Boyles , imho.
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12-23-2012, 04:08 PM
(12-23-2012, 11:58 AM)Adub Wrote: ^^^ Dang, I had to look that up in Duchess's dictionary. That was a new one for me. Never been there.
You really need to stop obsessing over Susan Boyles , imho.

Get with the program soldier, you are way off.
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#33
12-23-2012, 04:12 PM


Pssst. She thinks she's mocking us. It's Christmas so I let her think it.
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#34
12-23-2012, 04:14 PM
Hang on, hang on, maybe a 'soft on' is different from an australian version of a 'soft on'.
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#35
12-24-2012, 03:55 AM
I just want to revisit this.....

What I am saying is, I do not wish for someone to come to me with a 'soft on' at Christmas time and say Merry Flopping Christmas. That's all. I don't think that is asking too much. Please don't-go-there....again.
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#36
12-24-2012, 06:45 PM
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