This place needs some testosterone

[F.U.]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

Hi Sally, good to see you again also. Nice to see you havent lost your sense of humor. Now kindly fuck off.

[ramseycat]

FU is actually a super nice guy from what I've seen at 24 and here at times.



Now he's gonna rip me for saying that outloud. Hehehe

[F.U.]

Now that's more like it! However I dont have enought time to kiss a ass that size. So you will just have to sub that job out to a dozen midgets. Maybe thay can find enough time to take on a task that large!!

She has a scrawny work out at the gym ass, if you bounced a quarter off it it would stick like a a piece of superglued velcro.
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Since when did facts become important around here Maggot? I thought we just made up our own "facts" and ran with them. Man this place has changed!

[Midwest Spy]

Now if I, a manly man was not dripping with testosterone like a pure Rocky mountain stream, I would have said "dimples".

Manly men aren't allowed to have Wilson Phillips playing on their car stereo.

[Maggot]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

See! Sally has a big toe filled with testosterone, maybe the entire foot. I bet she would kick any girls ass here arm wrestling, plus smoke a butt with the other hand and slam the back skin off the hand on the table while constantly smiling like Clint Eastwood.

[Midwest Spy]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

Glad you showed up in the testosterone thread.

Your sideburns are coming in nicely.

[F.U.]

FU is actually a super nice guy from what I've seen at 24 and here at times.



Now he's gonna rip me for saying that outloud. Hehehe

Nah, not gunna rip ya for that ramsey. I'm just trying to bring back a little of the old MOCK. However, I guess thats just not what this place is anymore. sigh. So I guess I will just let it die a peacful death.
R.I.P MOCK forums of old.

[Maggot]

Now if I, a manly man was not dripping with testosterone like a pure Rocky mountain stream, I would have said "dimples".

Manly men aren't allowed to have Wilson Phillips playing on their car stereo.

Go back to wishing you were playing piano with Karen Carpenter Quido.

[Midwest Spy]

Now if I, a manly man was not dripping with testosterone like a pure Rocky mountain stream, I would have said "dimples".

Manly men aren't allowed to have Wilson Phillips playing on their car stereo.

Go back to wishing you were playing piano with Karen Carpenter Quido.

I don't think too many people will be giving Carl Weathers shit for playing 'We've Only Just Begun' during Happy Gilmore.

'White lace and promises... A kiss for luck and we're on our way...'

Damn! You got me.

[Maggot]

FU is actually a super nice guy from what I've seen at 24 and here at times.



Now he's gonna rip me for saying that outloud. Hehehe

Nah, not gunna rip ya for that ramsey. I'm just trying to bring back a little of the old MOCK. However, I guess thats just not what this place is anymore. sigh. So I guess I will just let it die a peacful death.
R.I.P MOCK forums of old.

thats not very tostonish.

[Duchess]

sSo I guess I will just let it die a peacful death.
R.I.P MOCK forums of old.

Mock of old has been gone for well over two years. I thought LC sent you the memo.

[Maggot]

Now if I, a manly man was not dripping with testosterone like a pure Rocky mountain stream, I would have said "dimples".

Manly men aren't allowed to have Wilson Phillips playing on their car stereo.

Go back to wishing you were playing piano with Karen Carpenter Quido.

I don't think too many people will be giving Carl Weathers shit for playing 'We've Only Just Begun' during Happy Gilmore.

'White lace and promises... A kiss for luck and we're on our way...'

Damn! You got me.

See see .......that is very fucking pink dude!

[sally]

Since when did facts become important around here Maggot? I thought we just made up our own "facts" and ran with them. Man this place has changed!

That was my favorite thing about this place. You could just make up random lies about someone and everyone plays along, funny shit.

[username]

Nah, not gunna rip ya for that ramsey. I'm just trying to bring back a little of the old MOCK. However, I guess thats just not what this place is anymore. sigh. So I guess I will just let it die a peacful death.
R.I.P MOCK forums of old.

Limp dick. You know they have medicine for that these days, right?

[username]

Here it is -

http://mockforums.net/thread-6502.html?h...nstruation

Not my finest thread. I'm not bumping it. I cringe sometimes when I read some of my older posts (and "older" can mean last night/last week).

[krystalshores]

Sin's husband shaved his balls. Why do guys want to do that?

My husband shaves his junk. Balls and all. If I'm going to put them in my mouth they have to be hairless. I don't want to Floss my teeth with his pubes.

[username]

Sin's husband shaved his balls. Why do guys want to do that?

My husband shaves his junk. Balls and all. If I'm going to put them in my mouth they have to be hairless. I don't want to Floss my teeth with his pubes.

So I'm guessing you're hairless like a 7 y/o girl too?

[HairOfTheDog]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

See! Sally has a big toe filled with testosterone, maybe the entire foot. I bet she would kick any girls ass here arm wrestling, plus smoke a butt with the other hand and slam the back skin off the hand on the table while constantly smiling like Clint Eastwood.

Sally's always on and always funny, imo.

I'd partner up with Big Sal against you and FU any old day of the week.

You and/or FU be our Don King and set the stage, if you want. If Big Sal's up for it, I'm in too and others can just jump right into the Mock Mosh Pit at will. If Big Sal doesn't want to throw down, I'll take you on solo if it'll dry your tears.

Who am I kidding? You pickle smokers would obviously rather sit around and whine about the miniscule dribble of testosterone that your deflated balls manage to pump into Mock than to actually rise to the occasion, whip it out, and get the juices flowing here.

I foresee performance pressure prematurely ejaculating both you and FU from any satisfying potential competition. Meh, it was just a thought.

I'm going back to my magical Christmas shopping; you and FU carry on painting each other's toenails and failing to see the irony in your bitching about lack of testosterone here. Don't worry, I'm certain that no one else sees it either.

Just warming up in case anyone really wants to start a mosh pit thread...

[krystalshores]

Sin's husband shaved his balls. Why do guys want to do that?

My husband shaves his junk. Balls and all. If I'm going to put them in my mouth they have to be hairless. I don't want to Floss my teeth with his pubes.

So I'm guessing you're hairless like a 7 y/o girl too?

Yes. I try for a landing strip but I don't really have enough hair for it to look sexy.

[Maggot]

And HOTD walks up to the bar and walks away with the trophy shaped like a big ole pecker.