This place needs some testosterone

[HairOfTheDog]

And HOTD walks up to the bar and walks away with the trophy shaped like a big ole pecker.

Now, what would I possibly do with a trophy like that?

I hear what you guys are saying here. I love to mock; can't really help it IRL. Most everything's so damn mockable, imo.

Everybody's mock style is different. Funny insults and goofy fabrications or serious dramatic overreactions - all crack me up. But, lots of mockity mock mock goin' around in other ways too.

The Mock men should just whip out those cajones and mock however they want if they feel pent up a bit. We in the estrogen circle may be tougher and scrappier than you think.

In other words, show us your balls (if you want)...

[sally]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

Glad you showed up in the testosterone thread.

Well someone had to. This was starting to look more like an estrogen thread between FU crying like a bitch, you talking about teddy bears and Hall and Oates and ESAD fracturing his cock.

[HairOfTheDog]

And Maggot's handbag analysis/review...

If you decide to pony up Christmas presents this year, sal, drop me a REAL Mock MAN under the magical tree, would ya. We're short around here. Thanks.



Edit: Mr. Bone's back; maybe things are starting to look up a little...

[Jimbone]

So I'm guessing you're hairless like a 7 y/o girl too?

So I'm guessing you're as hairy as a 1970's porn star?

Bow chicka bow wow!

Yes. I try for a landing strip but I don't really have enough hair for it to look sexy.

Are you sure? Send me a picture and I'll let you know...

[username]

So I'm guessing you're as hairy as a 1970's porn star?

Bow chicka bow wow!

I don't know; never watched 70's porn. Maybe it's time to update your collection, JB.

[Maggot]

You were skipping rope in the 70's.

[thekid65]

And Maggot's handbag analysis/review...

If you decide to pony up Christmas presents this year, sal, drop me a REAL Mock MAN under the magical tree, would ya. We're short around here. Thanks.

Well, well, well. It appears someone's been sitting back and admiring that grotesque 2 inch clit-dick of hers, and now all of the sudden thinks she has a big pair of swinging testicles to go along with it. Really HOTD, the next time you PM me a nudie pic, tuck that nasty thing up inside your snatch lest I begin to think you're a lady-boi.

We in the estrogen circle may be tougher and scrappier than you think.

You're talking about a forum in which 50% of the female respondents were offended by being called a "gal". And WTF is this "we" shit. You remind me of a punk-ass gang banger (not gang bang-ee, so don't get excited) who's the toughest motherfucker around when he's in a group of a dozen of his mates. 1 on 1? Pffffft.

Now, do me a favor. Keep your cum disposal shut, make me a sammich (sorry Duchess, you've been replaced), and rub my feet. That's a good girl.

Thanking you in advance (cuz I'm nice like that),

thekid65

[HairOfTheDog]

KID WROTE: Well, well, well. It appears someone's been sitting back and admiring that grotesque 2 inch clit-dick of hers, and now all of the sudden thinks she has a big pair of swinging testicles to go along with it. Really HOTD, the next time you PM me a nudie pic, tuck that nasty thing up inside your snatch lest I begin to think you're a lady-boi.

HAIR RESPONDED: I don't think you should be talking about your ex that way (and see if I ever track down and send you nudes of her again, ingrate). And, sorry, I'm not tucking her extended clit inside my snatch for you or anybody else, though I'm sure she'd be up for it. No law against dreamin' though, so dream on...

HAIR WROTE: We in the estrogen circle may be tougher and scrappier than you think.

KID RESPONDED: You're talking about a forum in which 50% of the female respondents were offended by being called a "gal". And WTF is this "we" shit. You remind me of a punk-ass gang banger (not gang bang-ee, so don't get excited) who's the toughest motherfucker around when he's in a group of a dozen of his mates. 1 on 1? Pffffft.

HAIR RETORTED:
Well, Kid, here we are: 1 on 1. Hope I can handle it.

Btw, I personally don't mind being called a "gal" IRL or online and sometimes even use the word myself. I'm on record as having stated such, you ignoramus.

Your aggression strikes me as stemming from fear of women; probably due to your lack of experience. I'm sure most women are afraid of you too, probably due to common sense and lots of experience. But, I'll play with you because, well, I'm here and the better guys whose mock I was responding to aren't stepping up. I'm sure they appreciate you pulling your macho "I got your back, man" gang-style bullshit on their behalf though. It's almost intimidating in a hypocritical way. Almost...

KID WROTE: Now, do me a favor. Keep your cum disposal shut, make me a sammich (sorry Duchess, you've been replaced), and rub my feet. That's a good girl.

HAIR RESPONDED: As with all women that you encounter, my cum disposals are shut to you permanently. Having a functional brain allows me to honor that request by default. You're welcome, Kid.

Oh, and I'll consider the sammich and feet rub request - you should probably hold your breath waiting for my reply. Starting... now...

KID WROTE: Thanking you in advance (cuz I'm nice like that)

HAIR RESPONDED: You're very welcome, Kid. I don't know you well, but this little bonding session that you've initiated here leads me to agree that you are indeed nice; soft even. Thank you for taking it easy on me and not tossing out any testosterone or showing your balls before we really get to know one another. Very gentleman-like, sunshine.

P.s. I think you love me, but I won't tell anyone...

[sally]

He's a drunk rock monster, HotD. Don't worry about making him a sammich, just throw a piece of crack at him and he'll sit on the back of the couch fucking up the the blinds like a golden retriever.

[thekid65]

Sorry HOTD, I know you were waiting with baited breath for me to reply. Was kind of cute to see you nudging me to reply in this thread over in the fake tree thread. Was a bit busy surfing the interwobble for Christmas trees. Priorities ya know. Do you always write in the third person like that? A bit weird if I say so myself, but who am I to judge?

Hmmmm...lets see. Where to begin. So much that I should say....so little time. But I'll spend as much time with you as you need sweetheart, as I fully understand that those of you with that nasty extra chromosome need a little more attention than others.

You lost the plot a little bit starting off with insulting my ex. Ummm..that was supposed to be a jab at me? Focus sweetheart...focus! However, if you feel the need to take jabs at her, I'll gladly point you towards her Facebook page.

About the "gal" thing. Slowwwww down, and re-read. I was making a generalization about the women of Mock (you know, your clan of "tough, scrappy" women), not you specifically. However, I can sleep better tonight knowing that you at least, are not easily offended by such an innocent term. I certainly would not want to offend such a simpleton like yourself. After all It's just not very "sporting".

I believe you also mentioned something about "gang-style"? Gee, I could have sworn I did too. Let me know when you decide to post an original thought, so I'll know to take note. I would like to say thank you though...as you know, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Keep trying, you'll get there one day. Just a little hint though, ya gotta lose the Lorena Bobbit shtick that you had going on over there in the other thread....folks might begin to think you're a bit of a psycho, buoyed by the third person prose in your post here.

Wait a second now....I'm reading you've shut your cum disposals down? Your pimp aint gonna be happy about that shit at all. If you need a place to hide, my door is open.

Now, I'll close by saying thank you, for realizing that I am indeed a nice guy as you summed up in your post. And ya know, I was hard at one point, but then you sent me that self nudie pic...and well, let's leave it at that. I don't want to embarrass you.

[sally]

I told ya he was on crack.

[HairOfTheDog]

I told ya he was on crack.

Yeah, but at least he seems to acknowledge that he has a problem.

It's kinda sad how years of substance abuse damages the brain; I feel sorry for him having done that to himself.

I'd ask him to look up the definitions of "third person", "hypocritical" and "mock" and try again, but he's just not that interesting. I don't wanna lead him on since he's offered to spend so much time with me, created fake threads on my behalf, and convinced himself that I'm here for him. Addictive personalities, whatta you gonna do?

Maybe I'll try the crack toss if he continues biting at my ankles. That was a good suggestion, sal. Thanks.

[Maggot]

That exchange made my heart skip a beat, almost like it did when I once got more canadian dollars for my american ones when I could cross the border without getting an anal probe.

[thekid65]

He's a drunk rock monster, HotD. Don't worry about making him a sammich, just throw a piece of crack at him and he'll sit on the back of the couch fucking up the the blinds like a golden retriever.

My Springer Puppy beat me to it about a month ago

[HairOfTheDog]

That exchange made my heart skip a beat, almost like it did when I once got more canadian dollars for my american ones when I could cross the border without getting an anal probe.

You should've experienced the rush of having participated in it personally. It was even more exciting than getting more Canadian dollars for your American ones AND the anal probe.

IDK guys, if that's an example of the "Old Mock", I might not have been cut out for it, but I'm always game for trying new/old things. Or, maybe it's just lack of chemistry between me and Kid.

[sally]

You're gonna have to make him a sandwich now since he played the springer spaniel puppy card.

[HairOfTheDog]

You're gonna have to make him a sandwich now since he played the springer spaniel puppy card.

I may end up making him a pity sammich at some point, but I'm gonna hold off for now. I think Kid might be able to find someone here who finds him more interesting to play with and would be glad to feed him. I hope so.

P.s. Seems more likely to me that someone else had the idea of tossing Kid a rock to get a break from his begging and he tore out those blinds during that episode. I don't see any puppy in the pic.

[thekid65]

I thought I posted one here of him after he chewed up the phonebook. Can you spot the guilty puppy?

[username]

I love that dog!

Fuck the yellow pages!!! Rawrrr!

[username]

IDK guys, if that's an example of the "Old Mock", I might not have been cut out for it, but I'm always game for trying new/old things. Or, maybe it's just lack of chemistry between me and Kid.

You didn't really say that, right?



Pussssssssssyyyyyyy. I expect more from you, wench.