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MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU?
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#61
10-16-2013, 11:02 PM
(10-16-2013, 07:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-16-2013, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: What about Tommy Tourette? I am sure he has had a stroke.

That's not very nice, Aussie. Jesus.

I didn't say a cerebral infarction, I said a stroke!
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10-17-2013, 09:37 AM
Tommy is fine and still chasing the ladies. hah
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10-17-2013, 09:49 AM
Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.
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10-17-2013, 05:16 PM
(10-17-2013, 09:49 AM)nrkerr Wrote: Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.

Am I missing something?
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10-17-2013, 06:15 PM
(10-17-2013, 05:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-17-2013, 09:49 AM)nrkerr Wrote: Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.

Am I missing something?

I am sitting here watching my dad slowly pass away from the stroke he had on Monday.

No bad feelings, just a poorly timed comment.
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10-17-2013, 06:16 PM
I know this is Mock, and people get what they get.

I was trying to make a funny...guess I failed miserably.
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10-17-2013, 08:41 PM
oh I didn't realise your father had a stroke, I guessed I missed that Nrkerr (I have not been in here much working on thesis). I thought he had cancer. I think if I thought anyone in here had someone close that had some kind of affliction like that I would have chosen something different like oral thrush to hang on young Tommy.

I do care about people's feelings especially surrounding this sort of thing where people are living and suffering with their loved ones in pain. I have seen this up close and personal first hand. It aint pretty.

Tommy Tourette is just out there, heaven knows where, but he is definitely out there.
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10-17-2013, 09:11 PM
(10-16-2013, 07:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Mr. Bone? MR. BONE! Where art thou?

I bet he's helping Cars chase the snakes outta Fla.
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10-17-2013, 09:16 PM
(10-17-2013, 08:41 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: oh I didn't realise your father had a stroke. I thought he had cancer.

He does have pancreatic cancer, but on Monday, he had a really bad stroke. They are giving him less than 2 weeks to live.
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10-17-2013, 09:37 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Death by cock is now allowed too.

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10-22-2013, 04:19 PM


I wonder if Mr. Bone is having a baby.
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10-29-2013, 07:19 AM
Oh great, it's fine to suggest he is a pregnant man, but woe betide anyone who suggests atherosclerosis causing a trans ischemic attack!
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10-29-2013, 11:39 AM
(10-22-2013, 04:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wonder if Mr. Bone is having a baby.

I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.
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10-29-2013, 11:41 AM
I bet he got a dog and its name is lickem.
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10-29-2013, 02:32 PM
(10-29-2013, 11:39 AM)username Wrote: I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.


What was I thinking! He was having a little trouble even getting a piece of ass.

I've missed him.
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10-30-2013, 03:39 AM
(10-29-2013, 02:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-29-2013, 11:39 AM)username Wrote: I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.


What was I thinking! He was having a little trouble even getting a piece of ass.

I've missed him.

I was gonna say that takes intercourse hah
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07-17-2015, 07:27 PM


Mr. Bone, you've been exceptionally crabby lately. Do you need a hug?
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07-17-2015, 09:52 PM
Exceptionally crabby? Really?

Either way, I'll take a hug... though if I squeeze you too hard will dust pop out of you? I know you're an old coot and all hah
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07-18-2015, 05:43 AM


Are you laughing at me, Mr. Bone?
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07-18-2015, 10:58 AM
Nah, just trying to help.
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