MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU?

[Duchess]

[ramseycat]

Reading that title made me think of that song by Guns n Roses. Mr. Brownstone or something like that. LOL

[Jimbone]

You rang?

[Duchess]

You rang?

It's about time! Where the hell have you been? Don't ever do that again without leaving your entire itinerary with me first.

[Jimbone]

You rang?

It's about time! Where the hell have you been? Don't ever do that again without leaving your entire itinerary with me first.

A little holiday travel, a little bit of a cold to get over... next thing you know a week has gone by.

It's nice to be missed somewhere

[HairOfTheDog]

You rang?

It's about time! Where the hell have you been? Don't ever do that again without leaving your entire itinerary with me first.

A little holiday travel, a little bit of a cold to get over... next thing you know a week has gone by.

It's nice to be missed somewhere

I was starting to worry that my crushin' and stalking had driven you away, so I'm gonna unchain my heart and set you free.

P.s. I see you've been back for a few minutes and you're already soliciting hairless beaver shots in the other thread; glad you're feeling better.

[Jimbone]

I was starting to worry that my crushin' and stalking had driven you away, so I'm gonna unchain my heart and set you free.

Awww, really? That's a shame, because I thought we had something special!

Ironically this mirrors real life apparently, as now even online women are not interested.

FML.

[Midwest Spy]

I was starting to worry that my crushin' and stalking had driven you away, so I'm gonna unchain my heart and set you free.

Awww, really? That's a shame, because I thought we had something special!

Ironically this mirrors real life apparently, as now even online women are not interested.

FML.

Bone, have you let yourself go, have chronic bad breath or do you suck in the sack?

What gives?

[HairOfTheDog]

I was starting to worry that my crushin' and stalking had driven you away, so I'm gonna unchain my heart and set you free.

Awww, really? That's a shame, because I thought we had something special!

I think you're mocking me, Mr. Bone. No matter; it's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be friends.

Seriously, I'm just playing hard to get and not gettin' all clingy and possessive when you flirt with all of the others. You'll (probably) be back and I'll (probably) be waiting.

[Jimbone]

Bone, have you let yourself go, have chronic bad breath or do you suck in the sack?

What gives?

Nein, Nyet, and Non.

I'd say it's a long story, but it's probably not in reality.

[Jimbone]

No matter; it's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be friends.

Yay! The friend zone! Every guys dream location!!!

This is a line I am certain all females were taught around 4^th grade.

[Duchess]

This is a line I am certain all females were taught around 4^th grade.

No. That would be, "it's not you, it's me".

[username]

No matter; it's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be friends.

Yay! The friend zone! Every guys dream location!!!

This is a line I am certain all females were taught around 4^th grade.

I remember using that line on my husband once when, early in our dating, we briefly broke up. He was like "I don't need any more friends, thanks anyway".

[HairOfTheDog]

No matter; it's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be friends.

Yay! The friend zone! Every guys dream location!!!

This is a line I am certain all females were taught around 4^th grade.

You seem to have missed the "seriously" part in my comment, after the silly clichés. You still have my heart Jim, I'm just not clingy.


For real...

I gotta go, but sensing you had a less than stellar break; wish it'd been better for you. You can hump my posts any time if you feel like it; I'll keep humpin back even if you're post humpin' all over the board...

[ramseycat]

So Mr. Bone is now single? Did you kick the non cake baking non fucking wife to the curb?

[Jimbone]

No. That would be, "it's not you, it's me".

HotD was clever, she included both phrases in one message

I remember using that line on my husband once when, early in our dating, we briefly broke up. He was like "I don't need any more friends, thanks anyway".

I've said that before too... so what was your response to him?

[Jimbone]

You seem to have missed the "seriously" part in my comment, after the silly clichés.

I saw it... just trying to be funny and stir the pot

[HairOfTheDog]

You seem to have missed the "seriously" part in my comment, after the silly clichés.

I saw it... just trying to be funny and stir the pot

Stop draggin' my heart around, mister.

I've got a bridge, heavy rain, and boring speakers in my very immediate future. Heavy-hearted day.

P.s. I think rams is wantin' the scoop so she can put the moves on. Tip: hot chocolate and Smarties.



Have a good Friday...

[username]

This rain sucks ass!

[Duchess]

This rain sucks ass!

It actually made my local news this morning. I hope you don't live on a hill or at the foot of one.