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Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze.   fuckers! lookout!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!
I wish I worked there.
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So do I, and bring all your illegal immigrant relatives.
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Someone used to send me emails with your title in the subject line. I always wanted to delete them without opening them.
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(12-05-2012, 10:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Someone used to send me emails with your title in the subject line. I always wanted to delete them without opening them.
You wanted to delete me? 
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(12-05-2012, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: You wanted to delete me?
No, never you. There's not one damn thing you could ever do that would move me to delete you.
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Cool......I just put the check in the mail. 
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(12-05-2012, 11:45 AM)Duchess Wrote: (12-05-2012, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: You wanted to delete me?
There's not one damn thing you could ever do that would move me to delete you.
How about shitting in a paper bag and setting it on fire on your doorstep, and then ringing the doorbell?
I know it's an old routine, but it really never 'GETS' old, if you know what I mean.
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The entire U.S. is getting a cold this week. Jeebus. The anchor on CNN just apologized for sounding like a barking seal.
I've had the cold. I'm gonna go get a flu shot today. I skipped it last year but it sounds like it's going to be nasty this year. Fuck that.
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(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!
This looks like me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.
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Down to 10% this week, so hang in there...
I blame username. I think she packs a big sneeze for a small woman and spread her sick germs across the Bay Area first and then the whole damn country.
P.s. I'm outta creamer for my coffee; hate that. If ESAD milks a lolcow this morning, I'm gonna try to slip my cup under there.
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(12-05-2012, 12:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This is me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.
Nice Bod, HotD!
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Hmmpppff I thought this was an invitation from my Maggottyboo!!
I got the flu shot this year. People are dropping like flies though. Nasty coughs and fevers. I have been bathing in hand sanitizer.
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(12-05-2012, 12:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!
This looks like me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.
Down to 10% this week, so hang in there...
I blame username. I think she packs a big sneeze for a small woman and spread her sick germs across the Bay Area first and then the whole damn country.
P.s. I'm outta creamer for my coffee; hate that. If ESAD milks a lolcow this morning, I'm gonna try to slip my cup under there.
I spread it on the plane coming home from Cabo thereby transferring it all over the country.
MUWAHAHAHA!
*sips coffee with cream*
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(12-05-2012, 12:25 PM)username Wrote: *sips coffee with cream*
Said it before and I'll say it again, you're a heartless bitch.
The one time I actually hope to see ESAD in a thread and he stays away. Ah well, I'm going black today. Maybe I'll like it and never go back.
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I would rather listen to Karen Carpenter sing "Ticket to ride'" all day than be here. I got 3 people talking to me at a time and someone talking to me in one ear when I was on the stupid phone with the other.
Fuckit I just locked the door. Someone is knocking. 
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Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.
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(12-05-2012, 01:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would rather listen to Karen Carpenter sing "Ticket to ride'" all day than be here. I got 3 people talking to me at a time and someone talking to me in one ear when I was on the stupid phone with the other.
Fuckit I just locked the door. Someone is knocking.
Sucks, Maggot, stay strong.
I did a few adult diaper changes last week and worked three midnight to 4 am monitoring shifts for sick caregivers. Things are much calmer now. It'll be over before you know it.
A sign for your office door:
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(12-05-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.
Toss a splash of brandy in there and you got a deal. We could talk and play darts the rest of the afternoon.
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This is how a REAL man gets his dinner to the butcher.
Just trying to brighten your day, ya' cranky, old fart.
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(12-05-2012, 01:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: (12-05-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.
Toss a splash of brandy in there and you got a deal. We could talk and play darts the rest of the afternoon.
On my way........ 
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