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[sally]

@Sally that's because you timed his anal fingerblast surprise at the wrong moment. If you caught him when he was close to orgasm he'd probably have kinda dug it. But getting him while he was bent over trying to get the garbage disposal unclogged...not so much.

The old fingerblast. An oldie but a goodie. I tried to explain that to my son and his friend, but these goddamn kids today don't wan't to listen to shit.

[FAHQTOO]

@Sally that's because you timed his anal fingerblast surprise at the wrong moment. If you caught him when he was close to orgasm he'd probably have kinda dug it. But getting him while he was bent over trying to get the garbage disposal unclogged...not so much.

The old fingerblast. An oldie but a goodie. I tried to explain that to my son and his friend, but these goddamn kids today don't wan't to listen to shit.

No shit. When I try to talk to my kids about my sex life, they clam up like the Ray guy on everybody loves Raymond when Frank and Marie would talk about their sex life. I don't get it.

[OnBendedKnee]

@Sally that's because you timed his anal fingerblast surprise at the wrong moment. If you caught him when he was close to orgasm he'd probably have kinda dug it. But getting him while he was bent over trying to get the garbage disposal unclogged...not so much.

The old finger blast. An oldie but a goodie. I tried to explain that to my son and his friend, but these goddamn kids today don't want to listen to shit.

Explain it like a musical would. Music and dance always make these types of discussions easier and much less embarrassing.

[sally]

Explain it like a musical would. Music and dance always make these types of discussions easier and much less embarrassing.

Do you remember the first time you finger blasted a girl? Why the fuck do you want me to put the song together? I'd figure you'd put the song together for yourself. This isn't fast times at ridgemont high.

[OnBendedKnee]

Explain it like a musical would. Music and dance always make these types of discussions easier and much less embarrassing.

Do you remember the first time you finger blasted a girl? Why the fuck do you want me to put the song together? I'd figure you'd put the song together for yourself. This isn't fast times at Ridgemont high.

[sally]

Sean Penn was super hot, especially in the movie bad boys where he filled up the pillow case with soda cans and knocked his nemesis out. Any women from the ages of 6 to 40 who said they didn't find that man exceptionally attractive is a goddamn liar.

[sally]

And then that Paco or Taco guy he was fighting was cute too, the one that raped his girlfriend. You can rape me anytime Taco, along with Sean Penn. Hot Damn.

[FAHQTOO]

Sean Penn was super hot, especially in the movie bad boys where he filled up the pillow case with soda cans and knocked his nemesis out. Any women from the ages of 6 to 40 who said they didn't find that man exceptionally attractive is a goddamn liar.

That movie was fucking awesome. I always Think of the pillow case with the pop cans when I think of it. He was okay back in his day but I never thought he was hot. He's just plain ugly now. Usually when someone brings up bad boys, their talking about the Will Smith/ Martin Lawrence movie. I was beginning to think I was the only one who seen Sean Penn's bad boy movie.

[Midwest Spy]

Spicoli, what are you doing?

Ordering a pizza, Mr. Hand.

[HairOfTheDog]

"People on ludes should not drive."

I still instinctively mutter that line when people are driving like idiots.

My niece had no idea what a 'lude' was the first time she heard me say it or what the hell I was talking about. She'd never heard of Fast Time at Ridgemont High and still hasn't seen the movie. I think she'd like it though; it's kind of timeless.

[Midwest Spy]

It's one of 'the' movies of our generation.

[FAHQTOO]

It's one of 'the' movies of our generation.

It was my favorite 80s movie. Follwed close behind with Porkys and the Breakfast Club.
I saw Porkys with a guy that decided to bring 3 of his friends. I was so embarrassed, but I laughed my ass off anyways.