No fear, I'm here.

[OneBulletLeft]

The Avvy will come later, but my 'bitch name' will be "Admin is my bitch" since he instists we need such a name. In fact, I like it so much, I may make it a sig in the near future. Unless it interferes with his/her/its delicate sensibilities...[color="#cc0000"] [/color]

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Anyway, I'm Bullet, I haven't read all the rules. So, I'll probably be banned before I get to know any of you. Who gives a shit, right? ::ban::Hello, All. Suck a dick. Glad to meet ya'.

[Liquid]

Is this sin's bullet?

[LuMPyPussy]

I don't think so... I've seen the user name somewhere before, but I'm drawing a blank.

Caged-Rage?

[SyberBitch]

You're Bullet?

Bullet as in 'Mayhem/Bullet'? If so, why the hell would you make a separate account?

Are you male or female?
Age?
How did you come to know of Mock?
Top or Bottom?

[Liquid]

well if it is not the Bullet we think it is and this guy is actually new then they need to upload a fucking avatar and bitch name to get with the rules. If not, fuck em and see ya.

[LuMPyPussy]

He's a friend of Born's, I think.

[Middle Finger]

The Avvy will come later, but my 'bitch name' will be "Admin is my bitch" since he instists we need such a name.

Hi there, sweetheart. Your Admin bitch was wondering if "later" and "will be" can be transformed into "now" and "is" when you get the chance.

[SyberBitch]

Come on, Twinkie... make an effort here.

[Middle Finger]

LMPP, do you feel "liberated" knowing that you are now free to argue with whoever the fuck you want in a newbie thread? ::bigg::

[Luke Warmwater]

I can't believe you guys didn't pick up on the faggot limey intonation of the posts. Looks to me like a bum licker, unless bullet also let a little Brit up his ass while he was in jail.

[Borndragon]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

He's a friend of Born's, I think.

Your aging memory serves you well, my little misshapenclam.


What's up OBL? you load your own bitch name in your user title and get on with the avatar, as forum rules state you won't even be considered without one. Read the fuckin' rules, dumb ass.

Lumpy here is Mimi, OBL...Friend of Emmy's...I believe.


This here is your initiation thread and you have to thrash the shit outta all takers, especially Middle Finger, as he's the admin. and quite the finicky little bitch, so you might wanna answer any questions posed to you also.

Just be your normal suave yet crass and cranky self and you just might survive this, ya drooling, drunken dipshit.





Borndragon ~ Duchess is hot as hell and likes a good spankin'.

[Duchess]

Bonjour, newbie fish...Born gave you good advice, it would serve you well to heed it...I don't carewho you are, how you discovered Mock or if you prefer the top over the bottom...I DO care if you are smart, well read & can carry on an intelligent conversation filled with zingers...Read the rules, load an avatar like the rules instructed you to do..If you cannot follow a couple very simple steps I will be forced to put you in the same catagory as I have that silly, dumb bitch, Ramsey & issue a Tard Alert.

[Liquid]

it is not surprising at all that he is probably a friend of boringdragon.

[Middle Finger]

First impression is that he is a boring fuck that admits he didn't read the rules, load an avatar, or a bitch name. Brilliant. I'm sure the internet bad-ass known as Borndragon is proud.

[OneBulletLeft]

There's my avvy, you cranky fucks. All I could dig up was an old baby pic.I mean it's no aptly used,nuclear middle finger or anything totally radlike that ::nuts::, but damn I was cute.

[Middle Finger]

It's OK, no one will notice that your retardation only allowed you to do that one task instead of also including a bitch name like the simple, big, bold, red letters upon registration indicated.

From the registration page:

[color="red"]| ***** WARNING ***** |[/color]

[color="red"]IGNORING OR VIOLATING THE FOLLOWING CAN EASILY RESULT IN INSTANT BANNING.

START ONE (AND ONLY ONE) NEW TOPIC IN THE NEWBIE FORUM, YOU NEWBIE BITCH!
THE ONLY REASON TO EVER START MORE THAN ONE TOPIC IS BECAUSE YOU FAILED IN YOUR ONE TOPIC AND IT WAS LOCKED, TELLING YOU TO START OVER.
STARTING MULTIPLE TOPICS IS ANNOYING AND GROUNDS FOR BEING BANNED!

WE TRANSFER YOU TO FULL ACCESS WHEN WE FEEL YOU'VE EARNED IT.

PART OF EARNING IT MEANS LOAD A GOOD AVATAR AND A BITCH NAME.
A BITCH NAME IS A PHRASE THAT ENDS IN "BITCH," LIKE "Scrambled Egg Bitch."
IT APPEARS UNDER YOUR AVATAR. GO TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE > CUSTOM TITLE.

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[sally]

I'm sure the internet bad-ass known as Borndragon is proud.

::laugh::

[OneBulletLeft]

[color="black"]It's OK,EVERYONE will notice that your retardation only allowed you to create two unbelieveably ridiculous[/color][color="black"] [/color][color="black"]rules. But, who am I to judge. Eh,slapnuts?[/color]

[Middle Finger]

[user=171]OneBulletLeft[/user] wrote: [color="black"]

It's OK,EVERYONE will notice that your retardation only allowed you to create two unbelieveably ridiculous rules. But, who am I to judge. Eh,slapnuts?

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No one cares how ridiculous you think it is. But we do care how stupid you are. Retards in 4^th grade can swing the few simple rules, and so far, even after posting the rules for you, you still come up with this for a bitch name:

No, I am not that 'other' Bullet.

Please read the giant bold red letters AGAIN, dope.

[Middle Finger]

Borndragon, did you raise this dopey mother fucker in a test tube from Neanderthal DNA, or what?