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#21
12-23-2012, 02:56 PM
:hah:

Over caffeinated.
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#22
12-23-2012, 04:31 PM
(12-23-2012, 01:10 PM)username Wrote:
(12-23-2012, 01:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(12-23-2012, 01:03 PM)username Wrote: I'm leaving in a few minutes to go get one more present before the crowds come out. Later, wrapping and stuff whilst watching some football. Maybe the freaking tree will get done today too.

Why bother at this point?

I know, right?












Fuck off, Ramsey. I need someplace to put the stupid presents.

You do t need to decorate the tree to put presents under it.
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#23
12-23-2012, 04:47 PM
(12-23-2012, 11:57 AM)Jimbone Wrote: More wrapping.

If by 'wrapping' you mean masturbating, I agree.
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#24
12-23-2012, 05:13 PM
(12-23-2012, 04:31 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You do t need to decorate the tree to put presents under it.


In America you do! Taz
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12-23-2012, 05:47 PM
(12-23-2012, 05:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-23-2012, 04:31 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You do t need to decorate the tree to put presents under it.


In America you do! Taz

True! Dammit, I'm going to go try and get those ornaments down. I've got my son here to call 911 if needed.

ETA: that was easier than I thought but then my husband called and he wants to wait until we're all together. 78
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#26
12-23-2012, 06:08 PM
My son just asked me when the outside lights are going up. :hah: It's pouring here. That's definitely a husband job. Should be interesting.
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#27
12-23-2012, 06:37 PM
^
Yes. Dealing with water and electricity at the same time is surely a man's job.
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12-23-2012, 07:09 PM
(12-23-2012, 06:37 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
Yes. Dealing with water and electricity at the same time is surely a man's job.

*nods* Not to mention trying to use a ladder in a mud pit.
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#29
12-23-2012, 08:47 PM
(12-23-2012, 02:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Heh Heh Respect-applause

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12-23-2012, 10:09 PM
(12-23-2012, 08:47 PM)Adub Wrote:
(12-23-2012, 02:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Heh Heh Respect-applause

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STFU, Emo.

It's not done but it's starting to feel like Christmas.

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Clearly we do a hodge-podge of ornaments. There's one on the bottom that my son made in 3rd grade or so with his picture on it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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12-23-2012, 10:17 PM
I was applauding User posting the pic and proving Adub wrong.
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12-23-2012, 10:31 PM
(12-23-2012, 10:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was applauding User posting the pic and proving Adub wrong.

And I see how you were able to do all of that on your Blackberry.
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12-23-2012, 11:04 PM
That tree is one hot mess.
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#34
12-24-2012, 12:35 AM
(12-23-2012, 11:04 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That tree is one hot mess.

What?? Do you have a theme tree, anal mother fucker?


Now I know why you don't get a birthday cake, you stupid bitch.
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12-24-2012, 02:16 AM
JB is a whiney bitch with a tiny dick. Shame. He has guns though to battle killer geese.
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#36
12-24-2012, 03:59 AM
User your tree rocks. I have some handmade 3rd grade stuff too.
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12-24-2012, 04:04 AM
(12-23-2012, 02:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's not bad, really. Mostly I have to be available if there's a client emergency, get staff lined up to cover if employees call in sick (that's the worst of it), answer the phones and log calls if potential clients respond to my holiday campaign... Lots of down time to mess around, just can't party or be out and about.

I have a great operations manager who will cover most of that for me on Christmas night; she's got weekends and most of the holidays off - she really deserves it and it saves me money to do it myself anyway. I'm taking 3 full days off (except emergency calls) and getting away starting New Year's Eve. That'll be great.

What are you and your cute buddy doing today?

Just saw this, so I'll have to tell you what I did yesterday. Had to go to the grocery store to get some things I needed for the brunch I'm making my Mom on Christmas (I dont care what ya say about Walmart, it sure is nice going out @ 5am to get things, and have no traffic or crowds to deal with). After that, made myself a nice breakfast, did some laundry, and parked ass on couch to watch football. Was in the championship in one of my FF leagues, so a lot of surfing between games to see how my players were doing. I won, yippeeee! Albeit it is the lowest winning $$$ amount of all the leagues I play in.

So, in a nutshell, other than shopping and laundry, I was pretty much a worthless slug yesterday.
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12-24-2012, 11:42 AM
I've only been to a Walmart a couple of times, Kid; thoroughly enjoyed it. Good prices, everything under one roof, and some entertaining characters in the aisles and behind the register. I ate at the snack bar at the one in Tennessee, that was ill advised, but other than that...

Have a great brunch with your mom on Christmas; very nice that you're cooking for her.
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12-24-2012, 11:56 AM
(12-24-2012, 12:35 AM)username Wrote: What?? Do you have a theme tree, anal mother fucker?

Now I know why you don't get a birthday cake, you stupid bitch.

(12-24-2012, 02:16 AM)username Wrote: JB is a whiney bitch with a tiny dick. Shame. He has guns though to battle killer geese.

Lighten up Francis.

1. I didn't say mine wasn't a hot mess either.
2. I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho.
3. Geese are protected, so I can't kill them.
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#40
12-24-2012, 12:10 PM
(12-24-2012, 11:56 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Lighten up Francis.

1. I didn't say mine wasn't a hot mess either.
2. I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho.
3. Geese are protected, so I can't kill them.

hah

Upon further reflection, I think the bow is pretty damn ugly. The bow must go.
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