The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Midwest Spy]

A very emotional day at my house (I'm at work).

Just received this text from my wife:

'Going to get my kindegartner off the bus one last time.' :(

[Duchess]

John McCain's son married a black woman recently & as I was looking at the pix I thought the big, black woman in the family picture was related to the bride, it was John's adopted daughter, the grooms sister. Hahaha! Who knew!

[Eat Shit And Die]

Race traitor.

[Clang McFly]

^racist hillbilly

[Eat Shit And Die]

FUCKING WHORE

[Eat Shit And Die]

[crash]

I hope she's hell smart with a great personality. The world was already cruel enough making her fat and black with head like a racing dog.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Probably a great cook.

[crash]

It's lunch time. I just realised I'm having severe pulled pork sandwich withdrawals.

[username]

My son got to choose a topic for a poem and he chose me.


Mom

She wakes me up each morning to go to school
She never misses a day, which is pretty cool

Cereal or waffles is the morning fare
A good breakfast is one of the ways she shows she cares

She picks up the kids in the daily carpool
The day has started and we’re off to school

School is out and I feel great
She’s in the car and I never have to wait

Off to the skate park I’d like to go
But its homework first she lets me know

With homework done it’s time to play
Pursue your passion she likes to say

When darkness comes, it’s time for dinner
No matter what’s on the table, it’s always a winner

Mom – you support me in everything I do
These are some of the reasons why I love you




Cereal and waffles...yeah, I'm a great parent.

Screw Aussie, I'm parent of the year!!

Note to self: buy the kid an alarm clock. It's about time he got his own ass out of bed.

[ramseycat]

That was so sweet User!

[Eat Shit And Die]

yes, be a real good parent user and tell your son to man up before he turns into loktar <.<

[Cynical Ninja]

Ignore the cunt above User he is emotionally cold and empty he's probably repressing memories from some childhood trauma he suffered at the hands of his parents in the days he used to be a delinquent little klepto.

For a son to show his love for his mother is a concept completely alien to him.

To show emotion is to him weakness I see it everyday at work repress your emotions and bury your feelings deep down. One day he will start crying and he won't be able to stop, tragic really.

[sally]

Loktar is Clang, CN. I doubt User wants her son to turn into a ClangMcFly, she better start making him put his own damn waffles in the toaster before it's too late.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Loktar is Clang, CN. I doubt User wants her son to turn into a ClangMcFly, she better start making him put his own damn waffles in the toaster before it's too late.

+1

[FAHQTOO]

There's 53 buttons on my cable remote. I use 4 consistantly and 3 occasionally.

There's 47 buttons on my tv remote. I use three consistantly and 1 occasionally.

[crash]

I bought a new geek-toy day before yesterday. It's supposed to be delivered this morning. The freight tracking says it's on board for delivery, but it's not here yet! I want to play with it already...

[ramseycat]

What is your new toy?

[Maggot]

My guess......a remote controlled boat or airplane.

[crash]

No no no no! It's better than that. It's a new whizz bang camera. And it's here! But now I have to wait for the battery to charge...