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(07-21-2013, 05:29 PM)username Wrote: (07-21-2013, 03:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: My wife is reading a book and in it there are mentions of butt plugs, all week long butt plug this ......butt plug that. Geez!  I'm gonna stick one in her mouth if she doesn't cut it out. First I need to find one though....... Hey CN how many sizes are there?
She isn't by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray, is she? I haven't read it but from what I've heard, butt plugs are probably featured in there somewhere.
Oh yeah she's read fifty of shades of grey and is disappointed in maggotyboos lacklustre sexual performance! What can we do? I hope as a group we can solve it for him.
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(07-21-2013, 05:29 PM)username Wrote: (07-21-2013, 03:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: My wife is reading a book and in it there are mentions of butt plugs, all week long butt plug this ......butt plug that. Geez! I'm gonna stick one in her mouth if she doesn't cut it out. First I need to find one though....... Hey CN how many sizes are there?
She isn't by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray, is she? I haven't read it but from what I've heard, butt plugs are probably featured in there somewhere.
Nope..........some Old English thing about Henry the VIII or something.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-21-2013, 05:42 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (07-21-2013, 05:29 PM)username Wrote: (07-21-2013, 03:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: My wife is reading a book and in it there are mentions of butt plugs, all week long butt plug this ......butt plug that. Geez! I'm gonna stick one in her mouth if she doesn't cut it out. First I need to find one though....... Hey CN how many sizes are there?
She isn't by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray, is she? I haven't read it but from what I've heard, butt plugs are probably featured in there somewhere.
Oh yeah she's read fifty of shades of grey and is disappointed in maggotyboos lacklustre sexual performance! What can we do? I hope as a group we can solve it for him.
You could always put a cap in her ass.
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I knew it when I heard my brother's voice.
"Get to the Animal Hospital off Juniper in Gilbert!"
I don't remember driving the 25 miles.
I'll remember how she looked up when I came in the room.
I'll remember how she rested her head in the palms of my hands.
I'll remember holding my 7 year old Godchild while she sobbed: "I didn't want her to go! It's too soon!"
I'll remember her, the joy she brought into my life, her protective nature and her loving gentleness.
And she wasn't even my dog.
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(07-21-2013, 03:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: No, I look good without the makeup. With the make-up I'd look FABULOUS! (I assume that would be the case. Never tried any make up besides lipstick)
Then why have you never gotten laid fatboy? People who look “good” and ”fabulous” tend to get laid. I can imagine when you are dressed up as a “woman” you look like a badger wrapped up in a curtain.
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(07-22-2013, 04:00 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Then why have you never gotten laid fatboy?
Socially awkward
Introvert
Self-esteem/self confidence issues
Lazy/failure to make effort to live up to my potential
Weird
Nerdy/Dorky
Don't bathe/shower/brush teeth/shave on a regular basis
Fat
Spend too much time watching TV/Internet
Unemployed for years at a time
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You left out:
I prefer children.
My mom continually rejects my advances.
I'm too cheap to spring for an escort.
The dog bites.
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(07-22-2013, 02:37 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: You left out:
The dog bites.
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(07-22-2013, 03:16 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: (07-22-2013, 02:37 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: You left out:
The dog bites.
I'm more of a pussy(cat) lover.
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Did you write this, Aussie?
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I just knew that blank stare meant something diabolical.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Oh for the love if Pete. That is ridiculous. Yea Spongebob is ruining our society.
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If you get a chance, YouTube the episode where Spongebob teaches Squidward to blow bubbles.
Freakin' hilarious.
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SpongeBob is pretty funny sometimes. The episode where he found a 17th century wig with lice in it and was wearing it everywhere cracked me up.
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(07-24-2013, 10:07 AM)sally Wrote: Did you write this, Aussie?
Did you find that crumpled up in alleyway or something Sal?
You aren't the kind of person I picture rummaging through garbage.
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(07-22-2013, 02:23 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I knew it when I heard my brother's voice.
"Get to the Animal Hospital off Juniper in Gilbert!"
I don't remember driving the 25 miles.
I'll remember how she looked up when I came in the room.
I'll remember how she rested her head in the palms of my hands.
I'll remember holding my 7 year old Godchild while she sobbed: "I didn't want her to go! It's too soon!"
I'll remember her, the joy she brought into my life, her protective nature and her loving gentleness.
And she wasn't even my dog.
That's very sad, Tiki :(
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Is it me? Or has User gone stealth?
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She's busy. I checked on her. 
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(07-24-2013, 10:07 AM)sally Wrote: Did you write this, Aussie?
How could you accuse me of such a thing? My little one was singing that song before she could talk properly. I think it is more propaganda started by Plankton.
Samantha "Plankton" West of Bay Terrace, needs to get a life and contribute more to her community or the third world.
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I'm sorry I thought of you that way, Osmosis.
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