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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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01-31-2013, 02:16 PM
(01-31-2013, 02:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ^Alrighty then.

I have no idea what she's talking about.

I did just hear that the guy behind the Te'o "hoax" is talking to Dr. Phil. Supposedly he says he was in love with Te'o.
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01-31-2013, 02:21 PM
Get with the program soldier/User. Dan Marino involved in sex scandal, news just breaking. Lovechild involved as well as hush money. Do I have to spell it out to you?
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01-31-2013, 02:27 PM
A link would be helpful.

http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1879683

I wonder if the wife already knew about the affair/child or if this is news to her.

Other than that, don't care.
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01-31-2013, 02:29 PM
Which is why I put it in the Boring Drivel thread.
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01-31-2013, 02:47 PM


Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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01-31-2013, 02:50 PM
(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Clang, did you get this ^^^?
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01-31-2013, 04:20 PM
(01-31-2013, 02:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Clang, did you get this ^^^?

Yep. Also: Don't break in new high heels on a long nature hike.
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01-31-2013, 05:52 PM
(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Yes, you really need to test it out first. I hate it when spillage starts and then all of a sudden you have a tumour like growth lump. Or a third breast. You keep tucking it back in but it keeps on popping out. You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.
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01-31-2013, 05:55 PM
(01-31-2013, 02:27 PM)username Wrote: A link would be helpful.

Sorry User, I didn't think anyone in here would be interested in the story, just the cheap jokes.

I have heard Dan Marino and Lois Einhorn have named their child Captain Winky.
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01-31-2013, 06:04 PM
(01-31-2013, 05:55 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(01-31-2013, 02:27 PM)username Wrote: A link would be helpful.

Sorry User, I didn't think anyone in here would be interested in the story, just the cheap jokes.

I have heard Dan Marino and Lois Einhorn have named their child Captain Winky.

These jokes are Ace(s). Ventura too far though and some might think you're Carrey-ing things too far.
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01-31-2013, 06:20 PM
(01-31-2013, 06:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: These jokes are Ace(s). Ventura too far though and some might think you're Carrey-ing things too far.

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01-31-2013, 07:10 PM
(01-31-2013, 05:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.


That's not the first time I've done that I just didn't recall it until it began to happen again.

I've never tried one on before I bought it. I rarely try on anything before I buy it.
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01-31-2013, 07:19 PM
(01-31-2013, 07:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-31-2013, 05:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.


That's not the first time I've done that I just didn't recall it until it began to happen again.

I've never tried one on before I bought it. I rarely try on anything before I buy it.

I wouldn't think you'd be allowed to try on a bra or panties before buying due to hygiene issues.
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01-31-2013, 08:14 PM
Piqued your interest, huh Clang? Yes, you can try on bras. They even have bra fitters that will assist you.

You could probably try on underwear but I don't know anybody that would. Yuk. I'd never really thought of it but I'm glad I wash before I wear.

I'm not always commando.
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01-31-2013, 10:35 PM
(01-31-2013, 08:14 PM)username Wrote: I'm not always commando.

YES YOU ARE!36

I can't "mock" you(as much) if that is true.

As for the bra fitters, maybe one day I'll have the courage to go into a department store and ask for a bra fitting. And if they refuse I can always become rich by sueing the store for millions for discrimination!
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02-01-2013, 02:54 PM
hah Do it!!!
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02-01-2013, 08:34 PM
No good deed goes unpunished. I was in line at the store with about 15 items and a woman came up behind me with 2 bags of pasta. I said "oh, that's all you have? Go ahead" even though I was in a hurry. She gets in front of me, puts her pasta down, then grabs another divider and a box of Altoids. Now she's got two orders and she proceeds to pay for both with coins she has to search for at the bottom of her purse. 52
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02-01-2013, 09:31 PM
(02-01-2013, 02:54 PM)username Wrote: hah Do it!!!

I just might sooner than later. My mom was already last night and today joking about putting me and my brother in one of her dresses/mumus. (Oh Mom if you only knew how close to the truth you are)
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02-02-2013, 10:11 PM
My husband is in trouble!!! He towed my son and 4 of his friends on the back of his car up and down our cul-de-sac. I didn't like it much either (and i put a stop to it) although physics says they'd fall backward not under the wheels of his car. Still, we have a pissed off neighbor who told my husband he was acting like a teenager and any of those kids "might have been paralyzed". Neighborhood drama!
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02-02-2013, 10:19 PM
Thats always fun!
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